I’ve got the sweats and can’t stop drinking,
There’s sugar exuding from all my pores.
How I wish I had never eaten that
Five pound bag of gummy dinosaurs!
Christmas brings us lots of fun,
Even to scientists, just like me.
Why, I am so into the holidays,
I even decorated my Chemistree!
The Christmas bells are ringing!
Groovy way to make a living.
Yes, my kitchen’s really swinging,
Making Sammy’s and my Thanksgiving.
I tried to think of happier thoughts,
True love, Christmas or ice cream cones.
They couldn’t compete with the sheer delight,
Of Sammy chomping on alligator bones.
I know what she wanted for Christmas,
A purple hippopotamus.
But due to a shipping error,
She got a chartreuse platypus.