I’ve got the sweats and can’t stop drinking,
There’s sugar exuding from all my pores.
How I wish I had never eaten that
Five pound bag of gummy dinosaurs!
Christmas brings us lots of fun,
Even to scientists, just like me.
Why, I am so into the holidays,
I even decorated my Chemistree!
Checked the dictionary,
Examined all the specs.
Christmas just cannot be spelled
Starting with an “X”