The Christmas season is upon us,

Being good is quite the test.

But even if Santa wasn’t watching,

I’m going to try my very best.

12/13/13

Thanksgiving is upon us all,

Celebrate your holiday savvy.

Break out your credit cards and

Something, something gravy…!

11/27/13

They call me a weirdo,

A monster, a freak.

‘Cuz I can’t wait to

Start work next week!

11/27/13

Higgle-De-Piggile-De-Doo,

The mouse took off his shoe.

He twitched his nose,

Said, “I suppose,

That those will have to do.

11/22/13

Seasons change,

Don’t weep, don’t mourn.

But I’ve switched from chocolate

To crunchy popcorn.

11/15/13

Wasn’t going to do this one.

Seems trite, know what I mean?

I’m writing this silly poem ‘cuz

It’s Eleven-Twelve-Thirteen.

11/12/13

Life is pretty good.

Things seem fine and dandy.

As long as I can buy,

Half-price Halloween candy!

11/8/13

Never was there a night like this,

Oh the wondrous sights I’ve seen.

People have gone from scary to naughty

Barely dressed on Halloween.

11/01/13

Here I lie my brain on fire,

And feeling particularly woozy.

How I wish this wasn’t the flu,

And instead be in bed with a floozy.

10/28/13