Apr6

Pants II

Posted on April 6, 2016 by Mystertim

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Got a new suit and looking sharp.

It is like a brand new me.

However I must remember that,

With great pants, comes great responsibility!

04/06/2016

Apr6

Pants I

Posted on April 6, 2016 by Mystertim

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“Please stay home,” my kitten said,

“I hate it when you’re gone.”

Sad to say I went to work,

I already had my pants on…

04/06/2016

Apr1

Hair Today…

Posted on April 1, 2016 by Mystertim

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Destiny changes everything,

To a different purpose or place we are called.

I wonder if that is why my hair left,

Making me appear to be going bald.

04/01/2016

Apr1

Dang.

Posted on April 1, 2016 by Mystertim

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Where have you been? Are you OK?

You did not publish a poem last week!

Don’t know what happened, but I am bummed,

Because that ended my poem writing streak…

04/01/2016

Mar18

Leprechaun Peer Pressure

Posted on March 18, 2016 by Mystertim

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The resolutions have been going strong,

I’ve turned over a brand new leaf.

Though the diet took a hit last night,

Sabotaged by cabbage with corned beef.

03/18/2016

Mar14

I Want It Returned

Posted on March 14, 2016 by Mystertim

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I’ve never really understood,

Or perhaps I am a bit slow,

Went to bed normally on Saturday night,

Come Sunday, where did my hour go?

03/14/2016

Mar4

My Armour, My Sword!

Posted on March 4, 2016 by Mystertim

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Alcohol is probably the popular choice,

Followed by cocaine, ecstasy and peyote.

Don’t use any of that stuff because

I am a modern-day Don Quixote.

03/04/2016

Feb26

Feeling it

Posted on February 26, 2016 by Mystertim

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Been listening to the older tunes,

Everything from Unicorn to Should I go or should I stay.

Only a few still light a fire in my soul,

Remember it’s better to burn out than fade away…

02/26/2016

Feb21

He’s a Lil Gentleman

Posted on February 21, 2016 by Mystertim

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My brother is a fancy guy,

His bathroom has a bidet.

Me, I hang out at McDonald’s

Eating some fish fillet…

02/21/2016

Feb19

Makes a Great Breakfast!

Posted on February 19, 2016 by Mystertim

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Got a new suit and looking sharp.

It is like a brand new me.

However I must remember that,

With great pants, comes great responsibility!

04/06/2016

“Please stay home,” my kitten said,

“I hate it when you’re gone.”

Sad to say I went to work,

I already had my pants on…

04/06/2016

Destiny changes everything,

To a different purpose or place we are called.

I wonder if that is why my hair left,

Making me appear to be going bald.

04/01/2016

Where have you been? Are you OK?

You did not publish a poem last week!

Don’t know what happened, but I am bummed,

Because that ended my poem writing streak…

04/01/2016

The resolutions have been going strong,

I’ve turned over a brand new leaf.

Though the diet took a hit last night,

Sabotaged by cabbage with corned beef.

03/18/2016

I’ve never really understood,

Or perhaps I am a bit slow,

Went to bed normally on Saturday night,

Come Sunday, where did my hour go?

03/14/2016

Alcohol is probably the popular choice,

Followed by cocaine, ecstasy and peyote.

Don’t use any of that stuff because

I am a modern-day Don Quixote.

03/04/2016

Been listening to the older tunes,

Everything from Unicorn to Should I go or should I stay.

Only a few still light a fire in my soul,

Remember it’s better to burn out than fade away…

02/26/2016

My brother is a fancy guy,

His bathroom has a bidet.

Me, I hang out at McDonald’s

Eating some fish fillet…

02/21/2016

Our cooking styles work well for us,

Though the recipes will never save lives.

For breakfast we had cheesy tater tots,

With hot sauce, sour cream and chives.

02/19/2016