Sammy, Sammy loves eggs and spammy

To fill her furry belly.

Once I gave her leg of lamby,

But she doesn’t like mint jelly.

12/31/13

Wednesday was my birthday!

How to spend it was my quandary.

But opening gifts left me no doubt,

I did seven loads of laundry.

12/27/13

The Christmas season is upon us,

Being good is quite the test.

But even if Santa wasn’t watching,

I’m going to try my very best.

12/13/13

Thanksgiving is upon us all,

Celebrate your holiday savvy.

Break out your credit cards and

Something, something gravy…!

11/27/13

They call me a weirdo,

A monster, a freak.

‘Cuz I can’t wait to

Start work next week!

11/27/13

Higgle-De-Piggile-De-Doo,

The mouse took off his shoe.

He twitched his nose,

Said, “I suppose,

That those will have to do.

11/22/13

Seasons change,

Don’t weep, don’t mourn.

But I’ve switched from chocolate

To crunchy popcorn.

11/15/13

Wasn’t going to do this one.

Seems trite, know what I mean?

I’m writing this silly poem ‘cuz

It’s Eleven-Twelve-Thirteen.

11/12/13