It’s true that Life can be a drag,

So full of “can’s” and “cant’s.”

For example, Sammy can go out as-is,

But me, I have to wear pants!

05/18/2024

Sammy is an omnivore,

Who chomps on many things.

She tried to swipe my chicken,

But ignored the onion rings.

05/12/2024

My name is Sammy G,

You better listen to me now.

I need my kitty breakfast,

Go get it for me MAO!

05/04/2024

My kitten has a first name,

It’s S-A-M-M-Y.

My kitten has a second name,

I don’t know what it is.

Oh, I like to pet her every day,

And if you ask me, why I’ll say,

Cause Sammy likes to steal my chair,

And if I’m nice to her, maybe she won’t

Do it as much which would really help

The pain in my lower back and maybe

Help my knees which crack!

04/28/2024

I’ve have been enjoying my vacation,

Now having existential dread,

Tomorrow morning my alarm will sound,

But I will want to stay in bed!

04/21/2024

Enjoying my vacation,

Perhaps its making me sappy.

But a good kitty cuddle and an ice cold drink,

Is all it takes to make me happy.

04/16/2024

Tonight I feel so fancy,

Dined on pommes frites au fromage.

I even dressed for the occasion,

I’m wearing a kitty corsage.

04/05/2024