Half an hour until the alarm goes off,
Could the situation become any sadder?
I was quite blissfully sound asleep,
Until Sammy pounced upon my bladder.
No one really loves me,
Should’a learned that soona.
Perhaps my kitten loves me!
Or she’s just using me for tuna…
I really need to get a massage,
It’s only the funding that I lack.
However I feel so stiff and sore,
Wonder if Sammy would walk on my back…
Sammy and Daddy, sitting in a tree.
First comes a stretch, then comes a yawn,
Hopefully we don’t fall down to the lawn.
Sammy and I were snuggling,
And what do you suppose?
When I skritch her under the chin,
Her ears tickle my nose!