I had to put Sammy down last night,

It was a very sad thing to see.

She was sleeping beautifully on my belly,

But I had to get up to pee.

03/09/2025

I do all of my own rhyming,

Just like I make my own food.

You’d know my poems were AI written,

If the poetry was good.

03/09/2025

Sammy is getting older,

But she’s still might quick.

Turned my back for a second,

And she snatched my last cheese stick!

03/09/2023

Sam and I were hungry,

With a need to fill our belly,

We left the kitchen fat and happy,

After a bowl of Dad’s spaghetti!

03/01/2025

Sammy climbed up my body,

I thought to boop my nose.

Instead she just used my belly,

To warm her little toes.

02/20/2025

My voice is raspy,

My throat’s a little sore,

Going back to bed,

Gonna sleep some more.

02/15/2025

The ice storm is coming, must get to the store,

To buy toilet paper, pickles and bread!

Fought through the crowds to complete my goal,

Bought beef jerky and Pringles instead.

02/06/2025

If there had been an emergency,

I’d have had no warning.

I left to run some errands today,

Without my phone this morning!

02/20/2025

Sammy doesn’t mind my poems,

Except for one little thing.

Says I make her look really good,

But wishes I just wouldn’t sing.

01/26/2025

Trying to have a snack,

But Sammy’s gone on full attack.

Want to get my popcorn on,

Sammy’s claws are all drawn.

And the battle’s on,

Burritos, Doritos,

Sammy’s got furry toes.

Tacos and nachos,

Bought at Senor Sanchos.

Pretzels and cheese

Pass the platter please.

What we have to do,

Build a platter, drop some tuna,

And run.

That’s where we have to go,

Away from Sammy’s toes.

Sammy’s slick,

Sneaky is her trick.

01/25/2025