Jul30

Sammy was a Bit Short

Posted on July 30, 2023 by Mystertim

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As this month draws to a close,

Gotta pay rent on the old duplex.

It’s not that I mind paying my bills,

Just wish they’d quit cashing the checks.

07/30/2023

Jul23

My Yard Stinks

Posted on July 23, 2023 by Mystertim

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The battle was short but incredibly fierce,

One might think that the two had been drunk,

When the loser let out their very last breath,

Oh, why did they have to be skunks?

07/23/2023

Jul23

Writer’s Block

Posted on July 23, 2023 by Mystertim

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Thanks for stopping by.

07/23/2023

Jul16

There’s a Minimum Age for a Reason

Posted on July 16, 2023 by Mystertim

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I wanted to be a cruel and evil villain,

Hidden in shadows cast by a kerosene lamp,

But it’s hard to instill terror and fear,

When your tattoo reads “Born to be a Scamp.”

07/16/2023

Jul9

Arnold Plamer

Posted on July 9, 2023 by Mystertim

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There comes a time in everyone’s life,

When choices must be made.

On a hot and sticky Sunday noon,

Should we have iced tea or lemonade?

07/09/2023

Jun29

Sammy’s Point of View

Posted on June 29, 2023 by Mystertim

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You have to feed the kitty,

Before she starves to death!

Don’t fail to feed the kitty,

Though it may cost your final breath!

06/29/2023

Jun24

Zombie Island Wasn’t Enough?

Posted on June 24, 2023 by Mystertim

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Sammy and I sometimes disagree,

Like what to make for barbecue.

But there is one issue we cannot resolve,

She wants more cats in Scooby-Doo!

06/24/2023

Jun18

The Sniffoos…

Posted on June 18, 2023 by Mystertim

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I don’t care,

That Sammy stole my chair.

I’m feeling half-dead,

So I’m going to bed.

06/18/2023

Jun10

All-Inclusive

Posted on June 10, 2023 by Mystertim

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Went to the park on this sunny day,

To dine upon a hot dog in the fresh air.

But there was music, performers, protesters and more,

I had stumbled upon quite the gay affair.

06/10/2023

Jun6

Sounds Good

Posted on June 6, 2023 by Mystertim

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As this month draws to a close,

Gotta pay rent on the old duplex.

It’s not that I mind paying my bills,

Just wish they’d quit cashing the checks.

07/30/2023

The battle was short but incredibly fierce,

One might think that the two had been drunk,

When the loser let out their very last breath,

Oh, why did they have to be skunks?

07/23/2023

Thanks for stopping by.

07/23/2023

I wanted to be a cruel and evil villain,

Hidden in shadows cast by a kerosene lamp,

But it’s hard to instill terror and fear,

When your tattoo reads “Born to be a Scamp.”

07/16/2023

There comes a time in everyone’s life,

When choices must be made.

On a hot and sticky Sunday noon,

Should we have iced tea or lemonade?

07/09/2023

You have to feed the kitty,

Before she starves to death!

Don’t fail to feed the kitty,

Though it may cost your final breath!

06/29/2023

Sammy and I sometimes disagree,

Like what to make for barbecue.

But there is one issue we cannot resolve,

She wants more cats in Scooby-Doo!

06/24/2023

I don’t care,

That Sammy stole my chair.

I’m feeling half-dead,

So I’m going to bed.

06/18/2023

Went to the park on this sunny day,

To dine upon a hot dog in the fresh air.

But there was music, performers, protesters and more,

I had stumbled upon quite the gay affair.

06/10/2023

I’m not very good with “wordy” things,

Like alliteration or onomatopoeia.

Better stick with cooking stuff,

Making Sammy a kitty quesadilla…

06/06/2023