Jun15

Polka-dot Hippopotapickle

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Mystertim

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I asked what you wanted for your birthday,

Any ideas, just give me a crumb.

You said you didn’t want, know or even care,

So don’t blame me when it’s dumb.

06/15/2025

Jun8

Sammy’s Song

Posted on June 8, 2025 by Mystertim

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Pretty little kitten,

Sleeping in the sun.

How I wish,

That I was one.

06/08/2025

Jun1

Zappa, Zeppelin or MC5

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Mystertim

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This beautiful weather’s got me frisky,

And we’re too young for rocking chairs.

Let’s roll down the car windows, crank some tunes,

And drive around bugging the squares!

06/01/2025

May24

Life is Good

Posted on May 24, 2025 by Mystertim

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Sammy and Daddy,

Napping on the bed.

We’re cozy and warm,

Like loaves of fresh bread.

But we don’t need no butter,

And we don’t need no jam.

We’re happy and lazy,

Just the way that we am.

05/24/2025

May18

Wrong Consistency

Posted on May 18, 2025 by Mystertim

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I have a favorite mealtime treat,

So please don’t think I’m fickle.

The jar froze last night in the back of the fridge,

Thawed, it’s now a marshmallow pickle.

05/18/2025

May18

Weather Schedule

Posted on May 18, 2025 by Mystertim

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Last week the temp hit ninety-six,

Today it’s sixty-two.

Sammy and I can’t stay comfortable,

We’re hoping for the middle of June.

05/18/2025

May10

And They Don’t Lie

Posted on May 10, 2025 by Mystertim

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Sammy and I share lots of things,

My desk chair, my recliner, my chips.

Looking at that I see a pattern,

Everything goes straight to our hips.

05/10/2025

May4

Better Left Unsaid

Posted on May 4, 2025 by Mystertim

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I was sitting there unblinking,

Rhyming shears that were a-pinking.

Then my brain began a-thinking,

How this poem was a-stinking.

05/04/2025

Apr29

Witch Pile! (on me?)

Posted on April 29, 2025 by Mystertim

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I’m headed up to the Brocken,

For a festival that can’t be knocked.

Drinking, feasting and Darcy canoodling,

Wish I could pronounce Walpurgisnacht.

04/29/2025

Apr27

No, Seriously

Posted on April 27, 2025 by Mystertim

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I asked what you wanted for your birthday,

Any ideas, just give me a crumb.

You said you didn’t want, know or even care,

So don’t blame me when it’s dumb.

06/15/2025

Pretty little kitten,

Sleeping in the sun.

How I wish,

That I was one.

06/08/2025

This beautiful weather’s got me frisky,

And we’re too young for rocking chairs.

Let’s roll down the car windows, crank some tunes,

And drive around bugging the squares!

06/01/2025

Sammy and Daddy,

Napping on the bed.

We’re cozy and warm,

Like loaves of fresh bread.

But we don’t need no butter,

And we don’t need no jam.

We’re happy and lazy,

Just the way that we am.

05/24/2025

I have a favorite mealtime treat,

So please don’t think I’m fickle.

The jar froze last night in the back of the fridge,

Thawed, it’s now a marshmallow pickle.

05/18/2025

Last week the temp hit ninety-six,

Today it’s sixty-two.

Sammy and I can’t stay comfortable,

We’re hoping for the middle of June.

05/18/2025

Sammy and I share lots of things,

My desk chair, my recliner, my chips.

Looking at that I see a pattern,

Everything goes straight to our hips.

05/10/2025

I was sitting there unblinking,

Rhyming shears that were a-pinking.

Then my brain began a-thinking,

How this poem was a-stinking.

05/04/2025

I’m headed up to the Brocken,

For a festival that can’t be knocked.

Drinking, feasting and Darcy canoodling,

Wish I could pronounce Walpurgisnacht.

04/29/2025

What is going on these days,

Could you explain this thing to me?

Why on earth at the drive-through,

Was I offered a “Senior Drink” for free?

04/27/2025