When I need a break from this hectic world,
I like sit and read.
Whether in my chair or in the woods,
It’s good, my brain to feed.
Ninety degrees and using a fan at home,
You just have to know how to position her.
I’ve made it through April for the very first time,
Still not using that dang air conditioner!
When drinking, one should really know better,
You’re all alone, feeling like nothing belongs.
That you shouldn’t be up until 3 AM,
Listening to albums of very sad songs.
As a young man, to impress the ladies,
I mastered many tricks.
The most successful of them all,
Eating M&M’s, only using chopsticks.
To those who loved and lived in nature,
Like Marlin Perkins and old Euell Gibbons,
Bet they never witnessed wildlife quite as fierce
As Sammy chasing ribbons.