Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Mar9

Bare Necessities

Posted on March 9, 2019 by Mystertim

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Recliner, blanket, good book, nice drink,

And add to that one purring cat.

On a cold, wet rainy winter’s day,

Can’t imagine anything better than that!

03/09/2019

Mar1

Did Both

Posted on March 1, 2019 by Mystertim

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Been through lots of awful stuff,

Everyone has, in their own way.

But now that I have burned quite out,

May I please just fade away?

03/01/2019

Feb24

FREE!!!

Posted on February 24, 2019 by Mystertim

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Brand new weekend lay ahead,

What to do was quite the quandry.

So I did the shopping, washed the car

And wound up doing laundry!

02/24/2019

Feb14

Obligatory Valentine Poem

Posted on February 14, 2019 by Mystertim

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Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Couldn’t afford champagne,

Hope you like Yoo-Hoo!

02/14/2019

Feb10

Meh, It Works

Posted on February 10, 2019 by Mystertim

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Mind screaming in painful denial,

Fueled by my adrenal cortex.

The Diet Dr Pepper is completely frozen,

Damn you, polar vortex!

02/10/2019

Feb10

Considered Adrenal Cortex

Posted on February 10, 2019 by Mystertim

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Sammy and Daddy huddled in bed,

When we’d rather hit the discotheques.

But alas, what are you going to do,

While surviving the icy polar vortex.

02/10/2019

Feb10

Brautigan-ism

Posted on February 10, 2019 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

Recliner, blanket, good book, nice drink,

And add to that one purring cat.

On a cold, wet rainy winter’s day,

Can’t imagine anything better than that!

03/09/2019

Been through lots of awful stuff,

Everyone has, in their own way.

But now that I have burned quite out,

May I please just fade away?

03/01/2019

Brand new weekend lay ahead,

What to do was quite the quandry.

So I did the shopping, washed the car

And wound up doing laundry!

02/24/2019

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Couldn’t afford champagne,

Hope you like Yoo-Hoo!

02/14/2019

Mind screaming in painful denial,

Fueled by my adrenal cortex.

The Diet Dr Pepper is completely frozen,

Damn you, polar vortex!

02/10/2019

Sammy and Daddy huddled in bed,

When we’d rather hit the discotheques.

But alas, what are you going to do,

While surviving the icy polar vortex.

02/10/2019

Writing is not always an easy task,

Sometimes it leaves me feeling malaise.

So I will simply end this poem,

By using the word mayonnaise.

02/10/19