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Author Archives: Mystertim
Mar10
Spring, No Winter
Wish I had stayed in bed today,
That I didn’t ’tis more the pity.
It was toasty, dry, warm, comfy,
And included a furry, purry kitty!
03/10/2023
Mar4
March in the Midwest
They promised us six to ten inches of snow,
And wind chills reading well below.
With shovel in hand, couldn’t be prepared better,
It’s fifty degrees, don’t even need a sweater!
03/04/2022
Feb26
Spring is Sprung!
Winter is over,
Weather feels like heaven!
Why wear a jacket,
When it’s already 47?
02/26/2023
Feb18
Aspirations
Sammy does not want a job,
In HR or Accountin’.
She’d rather be the Kitty Queen,
Asleep on Laundry Mountain.
02/18/2023
Feb14
Purrfect Landing
Rousted from my troubled slumber,
By a low, deep rumbling sound.
Suddenly four paws landed upon my chest,
Sammy had cleared my bed in a single bound.
02/14/2023
Feb5
Pretty Kitty Blues (It’s About Sammy)
Oh, you’re a pretty kitty,
You’re the prettiest kitty in town.
I said, you’re a pretty kitty,
You’re the prettiest kitty I’ve found.
And when you start to purring,
You know I’m gonna be hanging around.
Tried relaxing in my chair,
You push me to the ledge.
I try to sleep at night,
Baby, you keep me on edge.
Oh, you’re a pretty kitty,
You’re the prettiest kitty in town,
I said, you’re a pretty kitty.
You’re the prettiest kitty I’ve found.
And when you start to purring,
You know I am sticking around.
Sometimes you crawl up,
And rest yourself on my lap.
Other times you’re on my head,
And make me wear you like a hat.
Oh yes, you’re a pretty kitty,
You’re the prettiest kitty in town.
I said, you’re a pretty kitty,
The finest kitty I ever found.
And when you start that purring,
You know I’ll always be around.
When you sit down to eat,
There’s never a crumb left behind,
Watching you nibble my tender vittles,
I just about lose my mind.
Oh, you’re a pretty kitty,
You’re the prettiest kitty in town.
You’re a pretty kitty,
The best damn, tender-hearted, sweet-loving, green-eyed, bundle of love,
That this man has ever found.
(Purrrrrrrrrrrr)
02/05/2023
Feb4
Didn’t Want to Go Anyway
Most mornings, memories fill my mind,
That smiling face, voice, scent, that twerk.
Thoughts lead me to close my eyes and smile,
Until I remember I am quite late for work.
02/04/2023
Jan29
Oh Noes!
Taking a nap after dinner,
Is a feeling quite sublime.
Sammy and I were snoozing so well,
That we slept past our own bedtime!
01/29/2023
Jan21
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