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Author Archives: Mystertim
Sep18
Stuffing and Giblets
Sammy has been stalking me,
Being sneaky and oh so lurky.
Especially when I’m in the kitchen,
And cooking tonight’s turkey!
09/18/21
Sep12
Thank you, Sammy!
It’s the toughest time of the season,
And having to choose is pretty mean.
Then Sammy quietly suggested,
Football and baseball, split-screen!
09/12/2021
Sep3
Sammy Wanted It
Had my favorite snack today.
Loved the way my tummy felt.
Bacon, egg, lettuce and tomato,
On toast it is a classic BELT.
Aug27
Just Like Me
I have a little kitten who,
When in the kitchen never cooks.
She simply loves to read and read,
Or she’s just sleeping on my books.
08/27/2021
Aug25
Sammy Wouldn’t Do That
She seemed to be an amazing woman,
Into me, fierce, fearless and bold.
So I clicked her link and soon found out,
That once again I had been Rick-Rolled.
08/25/2021
Aug21
Take This Job
I hate my stinking job,
It’s more than I can take.
Wait, they remembered my anniversary,
And brought me a carrot cake!
08/20/2021
Aug13
Is She Wrong?
There is a time to sleep,
And there’s a time to play.
But Sammy thinks I should,
Adjust my time her way!
08/13/2021
Aug6
Making Those Benjamins
Life is short,
And time is fleeting.
Watching my soul die,
A bit more in this meeting.
08/06/2021
Jul31
Blithe Poetry 
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