Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Dec6

So There!

Posted on December 6, 2020 by Mystertim

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Winter is upon us,

From that you cannot hide.

But I stay warm all through the night,

With a sleeping kitten by my side.

12/06/2020

Nov29

Better Wear a Scarf

Posted on November 29, 2020 by Mystertim

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Winter comes with a dark, icy fury,

First attempt to swallow me whole.

It doesn’t know that it cannot succeed,

For nothing is colder than my soul.

11/29/2020

Nov26

Grateful for timers

Posted on November 26, 2020 by Mystertim

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The turkey is in the oven,

Stuffed with a marshmallow peep.

Sammy and I are in my recliner,

Falling fast asleep.

11/26/2020

Nov22

Sorry, Sammy!

Posted on November 22, 2020 by Mystertim

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Socks and t-shirts fly through the air,

And fresh from the dryer, such a pity.

But that can happen when doing the wash,

And you trip over a sleeping kitty.

11/22/2020

Nov14

Everyone is a Critic

Posted on November 14, 2020 by Mystertim

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She stopped mid-step, eyes opening wide,

This was it, The Crack of Doom!

C’mon Sammy it hasn’t been that long,

Since I have straightened up my room.

11/14/2020

Nov8

Brand New Today

Posted on November 8, 2020 by Mystertim

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Sammy purred and then she yowled,

Catnip toys make her go crazy.

Usually we play “Chasing the Ribbon,”

But today, I am too lazy.

11/08/2020

Nov1

Snuggled With Claws

Posted on November 1, 2020 by Mystertim

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Colder weather is settling in,

Time for the thermostat to crank it.

But the real indicator that we might freeze,

Is the kitten underneath my blanket.

11/01/2020

Oct24

This is the Nap You are Looking For…

Posted on October 24, 2020 by Mystertim

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Saturday morning, eight AM,

With multiple chores from which to pick,

Sammy snuggles up and starts to purr,

Now it’s 11AM, stupid Jedi Cat Trick.

10/24/2020

Oct18

Oh Grasshopper!

Posted on October 18, 2020 by Mystertim

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Declaring you love rainy weekends,

Puts people’s noses out of joint.

“When it’s raining you can’t do anything!”

Sadly they won’t see that that’s the point.

10/18/2020

Oct11

Please Don’t Sing

Posted on October 11, 2020 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

Winter is upon us,

From that you cannot hide.

But I stay warm all through the night,

With a sleeping kitten by my side.

12/06/2020

Winter comes with a dark, icy fury,

First attempt to swallow me whole.

It doesn’t know that it cannot succeed,

For nothing is colder than my soul.

11/29/2020

The turkey is in the oven,

Stuffed with a marshmallow peep.

Sammy and I are in my recliner,

Falling fast asleep.

11/26/2020

Socks and t-shirts fly through the air,

And fresh from the dryer, such a pity.

But that can happen when doing the wash,

And you trip over a sleeping kitty.

11/22/2020

She stopped mid-step, eyes opening wide,

This was it, The Crack of Doom!

C’mon Sammy it hasn’t been that long,

Since I have straightened up my room.

11/14/2020

Sammy purred and then she yowled,

Catnip toys make her go crazy.

Usually we play “Chasing the Ribbon,”

But today, I am too lazy.

11/08/2020

Colder weather is settling in,

Time for the thermostat to crank it.

But the real indicator that we might freeze,

Is the kitten underneath my blanket.

11/01/2020

Saturday morning, eight AM,

With multiple chores from which to pick,

Sammy snuggles up and starts to purr,

Now it’s 11AM, stupid Jedi Cat Trick.

10/24/2020

She’s a sweet little kitten,

Living with a bone-headed Dad.

I feed, pet and play, it’s not enough,

So she gets mad.

She’ll dance on my bladder at 3 AM

To show me her pain.

But that bone-headed Daddy rolls over,

And goes to sleep again.

10/11/2020