Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Jul24

Petty Gripe

Posted on July 24, 2022 by Mystertim

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It’s hot, it’s humid,

The weather just sucks.

No one likes it,

Not even the ducks.

07/24/2022

Jul16

Glad It Wasn’t a Quarter

Posted on July 16, 2022 by Mystertim

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For favors asked, I promised my son,

That I would give him a shiny new nickel.

After all these years if he cashes in,

I’ll be in a financial pickle!

07/16/2022

Jul9

Small Town Saturday

Posted on July 9, 2022 by Mystertim

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Small town living is not too bad,

Where it’s mostly safe after dark.

There’s a cool breeze and plenty of shade,

While I enjoy a hotdog in the park.

07/09/2022

Jul3

Could Go Either Way

Posted on July 3, 2022 by Mystertim

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Sammy has her routines,

Is rather set in her ways.

Wonder how she will feel,

With me home for three days?

07/03/2022

Jun25

After-Nap

Posted on June 25, 2022 by Mystertim

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Sammy is my little friend,

With a fuzzy-wuzzy kitten head.

But she’s been getting kind of lazy,

And hasn’t made her side of the bed.

06/25/2022

Jun18

Them Dino Blues – Herbivore Verse

Posted on June 18, 2022 by Mystertim

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Saw a Brontosaurus,

Is that still a thing?

Now it’s Apatosaurus?

Man, that don’t sing!

(chorus)

I’m being stomped by a dinosaur,

Ground into mulch by an herbivore.

You can slip my body right under the door,

Cause I’ve been squished by a dinosaur.

06/18/2022

Jun18

Them Dino Blues

Posted on June 18, 2022 by Mystertim

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I want to get eaten by a dinosaur,

I want to get eaten by a dinosaur.

Won’t have to pay my rent no more,

If I get eaten by a dinosaur.

(verse)

Ran into a T-Rex,

Big as a House!

Standing next to him,

I look like a mouse.

(chorus)

I might get eaten by a dinosaur,

I might get eaten by a dinosaur.

Won’t have to go to work no more,

If I get eaten by a dinosaur.

(verse)

Perhaps I can outsmart them,

I’ll give it a whirl.

Oh no, its a raptor,

What a clever girl!

(chorus)

I’m being eaten by a dinosaur,

I’m being eaten by a dinosaur.

Guess I don’t have to adult no more,

Since I’ve been eaten by a dinosaur.

06/18/2022

Jun16

Summer Loving

Posted on June 16, 2022 by Mystertim

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I love the way you gaze at me,

Hot summer nights, your body shimmers, sweat twinkles.

That sly seductive smile as you reach out,

And give me ice cream with sprinkles.

06/16/2022

Jun10

1001

Posted on June 10, 2022 by Mystertim

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If Sammy rubbed against a lamp,

And a genie gave her wishes.

I wonder just how many of those,

Wishes would have to do with fishes?

06/10/2022

Jun5

Sunday Goals

Posted on June 5, 2022 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

It’s hot, it’s humid,

The weather just sucks.

No one likes it,

Not even the ducks.

07/24/2022

For favors asked, I promised my son,

That I would give him a shiny new nickel.

After all these years if he cashes in,

I’ll be in a financial pickle!

07/16/2022

Small town living is not too bad,

Where it’s mostly safe after dark.

There’s a cool breeze and plenty of shade,

While I enjoy a hotdog in the park.

07/09/2022

Sammy has her routines,

Is rather set in her ways.

Wonder how she will feel,

With me home for three days?

07/03/2022

Sammy is my little friend,

With a fuzzy-wuzzy kitten head.

But she’s been getting kind of lazy,

And hasn’t made her side of the bed.

06/25/2022

Saw a Brontosaurus,

Is that still a thing?

Now it’s Apatosaurus?

Man, that don’t sing!

I’m being stomped by a dinosaur,

Ground into mulch by an herbivore.

You can slip my body right under the door,

Cause I’ve been squished by a dinosaur.

06/18/2022

I want to get eaten by a dinosaur,

I want to get eaten by a dinosaur.

Won’t have to pay my rent no more,

If I get eaten by a dinosaur.

Ran into a T-Rex,

Big as a House!

Standing next to him,

I look like a mouse.

I might get eaten by a dinosaur,

I might get eaten by a dinosaur.

Won’t have to go to work no more,

If I get eaten by a dinosaur.

Perhaps I can outsmart them,

I’ll give it a whirl.

Oh no, its a raptor,

What a clever girl!

I’m being eaten by a dinosaur,

I’m being eaten by a dinosaur.

Guess I don’t have to adult no more,

Since I’ve been eaten by a dinosaur.

06/18/2022

I love the way you gaze at me,

Hot summer nights, your body shimmers, sweat twinkles.

That sly seductive smile as you reach out,

And give me ice cream with sprinkles.

06/16/2022

If Sammy rubbed against a lamp,

And a genie gave her wishes.

I wonder just how many of those,

Wishes would have to do with fishes?

06/10/2022

Woke up rather early today,

With Sammy sleeping on my knee.

Told her we had to rise and shine,

To write some mediocre poetry.

06/04/2022