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About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Traditional Feline Shanty

Standard

Early in the morning,

It’s time to go to work.

Sammy wants to sleep and play,

She thinks I am a jerk.

She loves to to eat those kitty treats,

I don’t get those for free.

Sometimes it is so hard to be

A kitty-dad like me.

A kitty-dad like me.

Oh, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr

Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite.

If you want to rub a kitty’s tum,

You’re sure to get a fight.

Sammy loves the catnip,

And leaps so high, Ho ho!

Her eyes grow wide, but watch yourself,

She’ll land upon your toe.

Oh, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr

Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite.

If you want to rub a kitty’s tum,

You’re sure to get a fight.

03/25/2022