Was going to make some rabbit stew,

But I didn’t have a rabbit.

Asked Sammy to go and catch us one,

She said, “Catch it yourself!”

Dagnabbit.

04/16/2023

Sammy and Daddy race up the stair,

Having only two legs, Daddy thinks it unfair.

That Sammy always wins, so to his despair,

Dad only gets to sit on the edge of the chair.

04/01/2023

It was snowing all this morning,

Making us chilly, little kittens.

This afternoon it is over fifty,

So Sammy put away her mittens.

03/25/2023

To say that Sammy is mad at me,

For you is a pretty safe bet.

It was time for her yearly rabies shot,

So I had to take her to the vet.

03/18/2023

Wish I had stayed in bed today,

That I didn’t ’tis more the pity.

It was toasty, dry, warm, comfy,

And included a furry, purry kitty!

03/10/2023

Sammy does not want a job,

In HR or Accountin’.

She’d rather be the Kitty Queen,

Asleep on Laundry Mountain.

02/18/2023

Rousted from my troubled slumber,

By a low, deep rumbling sound.

Suddenly four paws landed upon my chest,

Sammy had cleared my bed in a single bound.

02/14/2023