Recliner, blanket, good book, nice drink,
And add to that one purring cat.
On a cold, wet rainy winter’s day,
Can’t imagine anything better than that!
This truly is a Winter Wonderland,
But the season should really cram it.
Oh look everyone, it’s starting to snow.
After I shoveled the driveway, d****t.
Winning life and living large!
That’s the way to go.
But it’s hard to get your freak on,
When it’s sixteen degrees below!
Christmas brings us lots of fun,
Even to scientists, just like me.
Why, I am so into the holidays,
I even decorated my Chemistree!
Their puppy woke me up for his nature’s call,
Outside a passing bus slowed down to stare,
Not at the pretty puppy, but most likely at me,
Dressed in only snow boots and underwear…