Jun18 Them Dino Blues – Herbivore Verse Posted on June 18, 2022 by Mystertim Standard Saw a Brontosaurus, Is that still a thing? Now it’s Apatosaurus? Man, that don’t sing! (chorus) I’m being stomped by a dinosaur, Ground into mulch by an herbivore. You can slip my body right under the door, Cause I’ve been squished by a dinosaur. 06/18/2022
Jun18 Them Dino Blues Posted on June 18, 2022 by Mystertim Standard I want to get eaten by a dinosaur, I want to get eaten by a dinosaur. Won’t have to pay my rent no more, If I get eaten by a dinosaur. (verse) Ran into a T-Rex, Big as a House! Standing next to him, I look like a mouse. (chorus) I might get eaten by a dinosaur, I might get eaten by a dinosaur. Won’t have to go to work no more, If I get eaten by a dinosaur. (verse) Perhaps I can outsmart them, I’ll give it a whirl. Oh no, its a raptor, What a clever girl! (chorus) I’m being eaten by a dinosaur, I’m being eaten by a dinosaur. Guess I don’t have to adult no more, Since I’ve been eaten by a dinosaur. 06/18/2022
Dec8 Season of Candy Posted on December 8, 2017 by Mystertim Standard I’ve got the sweats and can’t stop drinking, There’s sugar exuding from all my pores. How I wish I had never eaten that Five pound bag of gummy dinosaurs! 12/08/2017