Sep14
Tag Archives: Pirates
Jun30
Release the Chiropractor
A younger man, I was a Pirate King,
And with me ships I’d be attacking.
Now I’m a much older swab,
And me back, it be a Kraken!
06/30/2024
Feb3
Yarrr!
Me name be Wild Cat Sammy,
The famous Pirate Kitten,
Now hand over that golden fried poultry,
Lest ye wants to be thoroughly bitten!
02/03/2024
Mar25
Traditional Feline Shanty
Early in the morning,
It’s time to go to work.
Sammy wants to sleep and play,
She thinks I am a jerk.
She loves to to eat those kitty treats,
I don’t get those for free.
Sometimes it is so hard to be
A kitty-dad like me.
A kitty-dad like me.
Oh, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr
Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite.
If you want to rub a kitty’s tum,
You’re sure to get a fight.
Sammy loves the catnip,
And leaps so high, Ho ho!
Her eyes grow wide, but watch yourself,
She’ll land upon your toe.
Oh, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr
Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite.
If you want to rub a kitty’s tum,
You’re sure to get a fight.
03/25/2022
Feb14
Blithe Poetry 