Mar25
Early in the morning,
It’s time to go to work.
Sammy wants to sleep and play,
She thinks I am a jerk.
She loves to to eat those kitty treats,
I don’t get those for free.
Sometimes it is so hard to be
A kitty-dad like me.
A kitty-dad like me.
Oh, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr
Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite.
If you want to rub a kitty’s tum,
You’re sure to get a fight.
Sammy loves the catnip,
And leaps so high, Ho ho!
Her eyes grow wide, but watch yourself,
She’ll land upon your toe.
Oh, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr
Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite.
If you want to rub a kitty’s tum,
You’re sure to get a fight.
03/25/2022
Feb14
It was supposed to be a romantic holiday,
Full of love, intimacy and pie a la mode.
Instead, I made her walk the plank,
Yarr, I be stuck in pirate mode!
02/14/2017