About Mystertim
Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.
Feb 5
Oh, you’re a pretty kitty,
You’re the prettiest kitty in town.
I said, you’re a pretty kitty,
You’re the prettiest kitty I’ve found.
And when you start to purring,
You know I’m gonna be hanging around.
Tried relaxing in my chair,
You push me to the ledge.
I try to sleep at night,
Baby, you keep me on edge.
Oh, you’re a pretty kitty,
You’re the prettiest kitty in town,
I said, you’re a pretty kitty.
You’re the prettiest kitty I’ve found.
And when you start to purring,
You know I am sticking around.
Sometimes you crawl up,
And rest yourself on my lap.
Other times you’re on my head,
And make me wear you like a hat.
Oh yes, you’re a pretty kitty,
You’re the prettiest kitty in town.
I said, you’re a pretty kitty,
The finest kitty I ever found.
And when you start that purring,
You know I’ll always be around.
When you sit down to eat,
There’s never a crumb left behind,
Watching you nibble my tender vittles,
I just about lose my mind.
Oh, you’re a pretty kitty,
You’re the prettiest kitty in town.
You’re a pretty kitty,
The best damn, tender-hearted, sweet-loving, green-eyed, bundle of love,
That this man has ever found.
(Purrrrrrrrrrrr)
02/05/2023
Feb 4
Most mornings, memories fill my mind,
That smiling face, voice, scent, that twerk.
Thoughts lead me to close my eyes and smile,
Until I remember I am quite late for work.
02/04/2023
Jan 29
Taking a nap after dinner,
Is a feeling quite sublime.
Sammy and I were snoozing so well,
That we slept past our own bedtime!
01/29/2023
Jan 21
Like isn’t like the funny papers,
Put that thought out of your head.
Sammy does not like lasagna,
But she licked my garlic bread.
01/21/2023
Jan 10
Sammy, Sammy on my knee,
Why’d you sink your claws in me?
Did you think I was a tree?
Please jump off and set me free!
01/10/2023
Jan 1
Not really sure how old she is,
And you never ask a woman her age.
Sammy has lived with me for ten years,
Longest relationship I’ve had at this stage.
01/01/2022
Dec 29
Got some fuzzy slippers,
For my chilly little toes.
Wish I had another,
For my very frigid nose.
12/29/22022
Dec 26
In bed is where I wish to be,
Where nobody can get to me.
Under blankets, safe from strife,
And avoiding my unwanted life.
12/26/2022
Dec 25
Happy birthday to me,
Born in a pine tree.
I look just like Santa,
Glad you remembered me.
12/25/2022
Dec 19
Wanted to sit in my favorite chair,
But I found Sammy sleeping there.
When asked to move onto the bed,
One eye opened and “Mao” she said.
12/19/2022
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