Admiral Ackbar was quite correct,
When he realized “It’s a trap!”
Sammy was helping me make the bed,
And we wound up taking a nap.
I have a little kitty,
Who sleeps both night and day.
The only time that she wakes up,
Is for breakfast and to play!
Walking among the daffodils,
Smelling the lovely flowers.
That’s what I was going to do,
But I have been in bed twelve hours!
Sammy is my kitten,
She sleeps both night and day.
And if I was a kitten,
I’d be just the same way!
To Sammy, I am a shining knight,
To her rescue with but a single yelp.
She was taking a rather heavy nap,
So I selflessly offered her all my help!