Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Jul12

Uncomfortable

Posted on July 12, 2020 by Mystertim

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I love my little kitten,

She’s furry, soft and sweet.

But I do not like her tiny claws,

When she steps upon my feet.

07/12/2020

Jul3

Baby Steps

Posted on July 3, 2020 by Mystertim

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Thought I’d start with an alligator,

But surely I would get bitten.

Probably should work my way up,

I’ll begin by wrestling a kitten.

07/03/2020

Jul2

Entropic

Posted on July 2, 2020 by Mystertim

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All is lost and in disarray,

My existence is just a charade.

Things I think while dancing,

On the edge of a razor blade.

07/02/2020

Jun22

Guardian

Posted on June 22, 2020 by Mystertim

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I keep my kitten safe and sound,

From lightning and the thunder.

Though sometimes it is hard to tell,

Which blanket she is under.

06/22/2020

Jun2

So Tiny!

Posted on June 2, 2020 by Mystertim

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How peacefully I was dozing,

When what do you suppose?

I suddenly was trampled,

By a bunch kitty toes!

06/02/2020

Jun1

Season Finale

Posted on June 1, 2020 by Mystertim

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I’d really like to kill myself,

No hope for me by half.

For if Rick Sanchez can’t even make it,

What possible chance do I have?

06/01/2020

May25

Mini Vacation

Posted on May 25, 2020 by Mystertim

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Took a four day weekend,

Daddy and Sammy too.

We ate and played and slept and slept,

Because that’s how we do!

05-26-2020

May25

The Return

Posted on May 25, 2020 by Mystertim

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An unwanted journey has begun,

From which I’d like to disembark.

My mind has been slowly sliding,

From the light into the dark.

05/25/2020

May10

Rainy Sunday

Posted on May 10, 2020 by Mystertim

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Though the rain is pouring,

There are chores to be done.

Sammy is sleeping,

She is the smart one.

05/10/2020

May10

My Mind is Gone

Posted on May 10, 2020 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

I love my little kitten,

She’s furry, soft and sweet.

But I do not like her tiny claws,

When she steps upon my feet.

07/12/2020

Thought I’d start with an alligator,

But surely I would get bitten.

Probably should work my way up,

I’ll begin by wrestling a kitten.

07/03/2020

All is lost and in disarray,

My existence is just a charade.

Things I think while dancing,

On the edge of a razor blade.

07/02/2020

I keep my kitten safe and sound,

From lightning and the thunder.

Though sometimes it is hard to tell,

Which blanket she is under.

06/22/2020

How peacefully I was dozing,

When what do you suppose?

I suddenly was trampled,

By a bunch kitty toes!

06/02/2020

I’d really like to kill myself,

No hope for me by half.

For if Rick Sanchez can’t even make it,

What possible chance do I have?

06/01/2020

Took a four day weekend,

Daddy and Sammy too.

We ate and played and slept and slept,

Because that’s how we do!

05-26-2020

An unwanted journey has begun,

From which I’d like to disembark.

My mind has been slowly sliding,

From the light into the dark.

05/25/2020

Though the rain is pouring,

There are chores to be done.

Sammy is sleeping,

She is the smart one.

05/10/2020

I wish, I wish,

I wish I was a fish.

So does Sammy,

Please don’t tell her…

05/10/2020