Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

Aug26

Winter Thoughts

Posted on August 26, 2016 by Mystertim

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So many friends are in this cemetery,

Beneath the dirt, the stone and the snow.

How I wish I could join them.

Won’t you please, please let me go?

08/26/2016

Aug19

Sammy Live!

Posted on August 19, 2016 by Mystertim

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Here’s my little kitten,

For everyone to see.

The picture is slightly fuzzy,

That’s OK, so is she…

08/19/2016

Aug12

Some Kind of Love

Posted on August 12, 2016 by Mystertim

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I wish I was a muskrat,

I’d be furry, soft, genteel.

Then I would star in my own song,

Sung by The Captain and Tennille…

08/12/2016

Aug5

Oh Where, Oh Where?

Posted on August 5, 2016 by Mystertim

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I have scoured the entire internet,

Read absolutely everybody’s blogs.

Couldn’t even find it at the Newberry,

The history of spaghetti with little hot dogs.

08/05/2016

Jul29

War is Hell (or, Battle Bath)

Posted on July 29, 2016 by Mystertim

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The enemy fire is falling hot and thick,

Around the battlefield, she is zooming.

But then right in the middle of things,

Sammy stops for a bit of grooming.

7/29/2016

Jul27

Seems to be a Theme

Posted on July 27, 2016 by Mystertim

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Occasionally, I hear the sound.

But mostly without warning,

Sammy wants my total attention

At three o’clock in the morning.

07/27/2016

Jul22

Feisty Lion

Posted on July 22, 2016 by Mystertim

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Sleeping late is my hobby,

And nothing makes Sammy madder.

So at six thirty in the morning,

She jumps upon my bladder…

07/22/2016

Jul15

Required Pop Culture

Posted on July 15, 2016 by Mystertim

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My fierce lion’s name is Sammy,

All the ping pong balls are gone,

Although she is successful, she

Hasn’t caught a Pokemon…

07/15/2016

Jul15

With Sprinkles!

Posted on July 15, 2016 by Mystertim

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I cursed out my alarm clock,

It was such a pleasant dream.

All alone in bed, I was

With chocolate chip ice cream.

07/15/2016

Jul12

Not My Fault

Posted on July 12, 2016 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

So many friends are in this cemetery,

Beneath the dirt, the stone and the snow.

How I wish I could join them.

Won’t you please, please let me go?

08/26/2016

Here’s my little kitten,

For everyone to see.

The picture is slightly fuzzy,

That’s OK, so is she…

08/19/2016

I wish I was a muskrat,

I’d be furry, soft, genteel.

Then I would star in my own song,

Sung by The Captain and Tennille…

08/12/2016

I have scoured the entire internet,

Read absolutely everybody’s blogs.

Couldn’t even find it at the Newberry,

The history of spaghetti with little hot dogs.

08/05/2016

The enemy fire is falling hot and thick,

Around the battlefield, she is zooming.

But then right in the middle of things,

Sammy stops for a bit of grooming.

7/29/2016

Occasionally, I hear the sound.

But mostly without warning,

Sammy wants my total attention

At three o’clock in the morning.

07/27/2016

Sleeping late is my hobby,

And nothing makes Sammy madder.

So at six thirty in the morning,

She jumps upon my bladder…

07/22/2016

My fierce lion’s name is Sammy,

All the ping pong balls are gone,

Although she is successful, she

Hasn’t caught a Pokemon…

07/15/2016

I cursed out my alarm clock,

It was such a pleasant dream.

All alone in bed, I was

With chocolate chip ice cream.

07/15/2016

I have a cat named Sammy,

You’ve probably heard that news.

She inspires most of my poems,

I guess that makes her my mews.

7/12/2016