Oct25
Category Archives: 3-Minute Poem
Oct24
It’s All The Rage
I am not rehashing fashion,
And this is not simply an homage.
But as winter draws ever-nearer,
Get yourself a nice warm kitty corsage.
10/23/2025
Oct19
My Furry Assistant
Not being a touch-typist,
And can’t see the keys, I fail.
Yet my skills are quite impressive,
Having to type around Sammy and her tail.
10/19/2025
Oct12
Loudest Purr Ever
Trying to get into the Halloween spirit,
My ancient spell book threw me a hex.
Perhaps I shouldn’t have used three mirrors,
Because now I’m stuck with a Sammysaurus Rex!
10/12/2025
Oct4
Winter is Coming
Winter must be approaching,
Though today was still 90 degrees.
Because last night Sammy jumped on the bed,
To snuggle up with me.
10/04/2025
Sep28
Therapy
My poetry hasn’t won any awards,
Gotten me dates or made the benjamins rain.
So why do I continue this futile folly?
Because it helps clear the voices from my brain.
09/28/2025
Sep21
Then There’s the Tuna Issue
They tell me, you should marry your best friend,
But I really don’t understand how.
I’m a big, old bone-headed bumble,
And Sammy’s a kitten who says, “Meow!”
09/21/2025
Sep14
I Know, But Ain’t Telling
Online Halloween controversy,
Has folks crawling out of their tombs.
Wolfmansplaining to each other,
Why a witch would have TWO brooms.
09/14/2025
Sep7
Sammy Warned Me
Thumb-wresting with an orangutang,
While Psyduck chauffeurs us in our Mustang.
Mixing curry, tuna salad, bologna, chili, cayenne,
Before bed is something I’ll never ever do again.
09/07/2025
Aug30
Blithe Poetry 
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