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Category Archives: 3-Minute Poem
Nov4
Not Yet
I know the darkness, the terror, the pain,
Of being completely and utterly alone.
Yes, I have danced with the Devil beneath the pale moonlight,
But I have yet to let him take me home.
11/04/2024
Nov1
It’s Time
Another Star Wars Christmas Special,
You know how this will go.
With Jabba the Hut as Santa Claus,
Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!
11/01/2024
Oct27
Leftovers Again
No one has touched my Holiday Stew,
Which I have made for several Halloweens,
It has a hearty base of red fruit punch,
With candy corn and jelly beans.
10/27/2024
Oct20
Great Minds
This modern world is getting me down,
I’m a Brain, surrounded by Pinkys.
So if you’re pondering what I’m pondering,
You’ve got to just sit back and say “Jinkies!”
10/20/2024
Oct20
In Cat Language, Of Course
Sammy and I were chilling last night,
Eating pizza and listening to Bon Jovi.
Sammy finished her slice, turned to me with a grin,
And said, “Next time, order extra anchovy.”
10/20/2024
Oct13
Timing is Everything
Werewolves are howling, ghosts are moaning,
Chills bring to skeletons a certain stiffness.
The veil between realms grows thinner each day,
So let me wish you a very Merry Christmas!
10/13/2024
Oct6
Dumb Cat
Sammy was sleeping in my chair,
I wanted to park my butt right there.
Asked her to move, she didn’t care,
Snoring so loud, couldn’t hear me swear.
10/06/2024
Oct4
Trigger Warning
The tired old man wishes he was dead,
And tried to put a bullet through his head.
He missed, but before you begin to gloat,
That .454 went straight through his throat.
10/04/2024
Sep29
Blithe Poetry 
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