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Category Archives: my kitten
Jul21
If I had a Giant Death Ray
Wouldn’t target major cities,
Or even my old hometown.
I’d melt the polar ice caps,
And watch the whole world drown.
07/21/2024
Jul7
Because It Skips a Generation, That’s Why
I had a waitress with attitude yesterday,
Dark hair, glasses, tattoos, the bomb.
All I could think while she took my order was,
Will she introduce me to her Grandmom?
07/07/2024
Jun30
Release the Chiropractor
A younger man, I was a Pirate King,
And with me ships I’d be attacking.
Now I’m a much older swab,
And me back, it be a Kraken!
06/30/2024
Jun23
Live and Learn
Ponder the lonely daffodil,
Coated with fine pollen dust,
Turns out it’s the wrong kind of flower,
For making my pizza crust.
06/23/2024
Jun16
As a Young Lad
June was always an awkward month,
I grew up in a family of five.
Everyone had a birthday or cake,
Except for me, guess I will survive.
06/16/2024
Jun9
Throw Me a Lifesaver
I am out of chips and soda pop,
Weathering many Bic Mac attacks,
Gone to the cupboard and found it empty,
Lonely is the man without snacks.
06/09/2024
Jun3
Where Was My Poem?
There was no poem,
I wasn’t hoem.
06/03/2024
May25
Groovy
In the dark of the darkest night,
I’m one hepcat, ain’t no one hepper.
Laughing and dancing like a maniac,
After too much Diet Dr Pepper.
05/25/2024
May25
Blithe Poetry 
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