Cleaned the refrigerator out today,
The pile of leftovers was truly silly.
Grabbed my crock pot, summoned my powers
And whipped up some bachelor chili!
Treated myself to drive-thru today,
Cheeseburger, potatoes, chocolate malt.
Sammy poked her nose into my fries
And licked off all the salt!
Sleepy little kitty,
Lying in the sun.
I know I’m not,
But wish I was one!
Sammy has paws,
And fish have flippers.
I’m spending the day,
Just wearing my slippers.
Fuzzy little kitten,
Sleeping on my lap.
Guess I cannot fight it,
Gonna help her take that nap.
Four-thirty in the morning,
Thunder crashes over head.
Have to get ready for work,
But Sammy’s still in bed.
The sky is blue and the weather’s warm,
Turning my mood toward romance.
The constable, however sent me home,
Saying, “Sir, put on some pants.”
The bread-maker fell off our counter,
Should have had a wider base.
But the turkeys who designed it,
Wanted to save some counter space.