Thought I’d start with an alligator,
But surely I would get bitten.
Probably should work my way up,
I’ll begin by wrestling a kitten.
All is lost and in disarray,
My existence is just a charade.
Things I think while dancing,
On the edge of a razor blade.
I keep my kitten safe and sound,
From lightning and the thunder.
Though sometimes it is hard to tell,
Which blanket she is under.
How peacefully I was dozing,
When what do you suppose?
I suddenly was trampled,
By a bunch kitty toes!
I’d really like to kill myself,
No hope for me by half.
For if Rick Sanchez can’t even make it,
What possible chance do I have?
Took a four day weekend,
Daddy and Sammy too.
We ate and played and slept and slept,
Because that’s how we do!
An unwanted journey has begun,
From which I’d like to disembark.
My mind has been slowly sliding,
From the light into the dark.
Though the rain is pouring,
There are chores to be done.
Sammy is sleeping,
She is the smart one.
I wish, I wish,
I wish I was a fish.
So does Sammy,
Please don’t tell her…