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Category Archives: Poetry
May29
Alone, In Bed
Cleaning up the diet, working out every day,
Seems overwhelming, like a Herculean feat.
But I have to get with it so that when I die,
Sammy has something nutritious to eat.
05/29/2018
May25
Dreaming
Sammy and Daddy, lying on the bed,
Staying so still you’d think they were dead.
But before you go looking for the blood and gore,
Pause for just a moment and listen to them snore.
05/25/2018
May24
4:30 AM
Half an hour until the alarm goes off,
Could the situation become any sadder?
I was quite blissfully sound asleep,
Until Sammy pounced upon my bladder.
05/24/2018
May21
Diet Dr Pepper
The local stores had all run out,
Looked like my weekend would be a drag.
Stubbed my toe and after swearing,
Found a six-pack inside a reusable bag!
05/21/2018
May19
It Was Naughty
I wrote a poem,
On this fine morn,
Couldn’t post it here,
It read like porn!
05/19/2018
May13
