Dec11
Category Archives: Poetry
Dec3
Happy to Have It!
Nothing under my tree,
Bought a car battery.
Now I can go to work,
Merry Christmas to me!
12/03/2022
Nov25
Right Here
Everything smells of turkey and stuffing,
The holiday season has quite a solid footing.
So why don’t you head out into the kitchen,
And bring us some figgy pudding?
11/25/2022
Nov18
Hot Dogs and Beans
Hot dogs and beans,
Hot dogs and beans.
Hope I don’t get none,
On my blue jeans.
Took me some beans,
Put in a hot dog.
I ate it ice cold,
Like an angry warthog.
Hot dogs and beans,
Hot dogs and beans.
Eat them all up,
Your insides they cleans.
I heated them up,
And wanted to scream.
They tasted so good,
With a touch of sour cream.
Hot dogs and beans,
Hot dogs and beans.
Add you some hot sauce,
Stay near the latrines.
11/18/2022
Nov12
Meow, Indeed
One must be cautious,
When sitting in a chair.
Once I did not look,
And Sammy was already there!
11/12/2022
Oct29
Epic Ballad – The Beginning
The Mighty Penguin Warrior,
Meets your gaze with a steely eye.
For when it comes to Fight or Flight,
This hero will never fly.
10/29/2022
Oct23
There She Goes
When Sammy gets into the catnip,
Her entire mental outlook tilts.
She’s running up and down the stairs,
Resembling a hyper-crazed weasel on stilts.
10/23/2022
Oct15
Such a Sight!
Summer is really, truly over,
I put plastic over the window.
To keep herself even warmer,
Sammy snuggled down into my elbow.
10/15/2022
Oct8
And Sammy
“Your poems have gotten too gloomy,
It’s better when you are funny.”
Giving the public what they want,
Something, something fluffy bunny.
10/08/2022
Oct2
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