Dec29
Category Archives: Poetry
Dec26
Depression
In bed is where I wish to be,
Where nobody can get to me.
Under blankets, safe from strife,
And avoiding my unwanted life.
12/26/2022
Dec25
Christmas Birthday
Happy birthday to me,
Born in a pine tree.
I look just like Santa,
Glad you remembered me.
12/25/2022
Dec19
Must be Monday
Wanted to sit in my favorite chair,
But I found Sammy sleeping there.
When asked to move onto the bed,
One eye opened and “Mao” she said.
12/19/2022
Dec11
Kittens Need Mittens
Christmas is coming,
Are you prepared for that?
Don’t forget to buy a gift,
For that darn cat.
12/11/2022
Dec3
Happy to Have It!
Nothing under my tree,
Bought a car battery.
Now I can go to work,
Merry Christmas to me!
12/03/2022
Nov25
Right Here
Everything smells of turkey and stuffing,
The holiday season has quite a solid footing.
So why don’t you head out into the kitchen,
And bring us some figgy pudding?
11/25/2022
Nov18
Hot Dogs and Beans
Hot dogs and beans,
Hot dogs and beans.
Hope I don’t get none,
On my blue jeans.
Took me some beans,
Put in a hot dog.
I ate it ice cold,
Like an angry warthog.
Hot dogs and beans,
Hot dogs and beans.
Eat them all up,
Your insides they cleans.
I heated them up,
And wanted to scream.
They tasted so good,
With a touch of sour cream.
Hot dogs and beans,
Hot dogs and beans.
Add you some hot sauce,
Stay near the latrines.
11/18/2022
Nov12
Meow, Indeed
One must be cautious,
When sitting in a chair.
Once I did not look,
And Sammy was already there!
11/12/2022
Oct29
Blithe Poetry 
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