Oct24
Oct19
My Furry Assistant
Not being a touch-typist,
And can’t see the keys, I fail.
Yet my skills are quite impressive,
Having to type around Sammy and her tail.
10/19/2025
Oct12
Loudest Purr Ever
Trying to get into the Halloween spirit,
My ancient spell book threw me a hex.
Perhaps I shouldn’t have used three mirrors,
Because now I’m stuck with a Sammysaurus Rex!
10/12/2025
Oct4
Winter is Coming
Winter must be approaching,
Though today was still 90 degrees.
Because last night Sammy jumped on the bed,
To snuggle up with me.
10/04/2025
Sep28
Therapy
My poetry hasn’t won any awards,
Gotten me dates or made the benjamins rain.
So why do I continue this futile folly?
Because it helps clear the voices from my brain.
09/28/2025
Sep21
Then There’s the Tuna Issue
They tell me, you should marry your best friend,
But I really don’t understand how.
I’m a big, old bone-headed bumble,
And Sammy’s a kitten who says, “Meow!”
09/21/2025
Sep14
I Know, But Ain’t Telling
Online Halloween controversy,
Has folks crawling out of their tombs.
Wolfmansplaining to each other,
Why a witch would have TWO brooms.
09/14/2025
Sep7
Sammy Warned Me
Thumb-wresting with an orangutang,
While Psyduck chauffeurs us in our Mustang.
Mixing curry, tuna salad, bologna, chili, cayenne,
Before bed is something I’ll never ever do again.
09/07/2025
Aug30
All Night Long
A coworker said they would haunt me if they died,
Complete with clanking chains and boos.
Hope they like music cause I’m jamming all night,
To showtunes, rock, rhythm and blues.
08/30/2025
Aug17
Blithe Poetry 
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