Aug5

Oh Where, Oh Where?

Posted on August 5, 2016 by Mystertim

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I have scoured the entire internet,

Read absolutely everybody’s blogs.

Couldn’t even find it at the Newberry,

The history of spaghetti with little hot dogs.

08/05/2016

Jul29

War is Hell (or, Battle Bath)

Posted on July 29, 2016 by Mystertim

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The enemy fire is falling hot and thick,

Around the battlefield, she is zooming.

But then right in the middle of things,

Sammy stops for a bit of grooming.

7/29/2016

Jul27

Seems to be a Theme

Posted on July 27, 2016 by Mystertim

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Occasionally, I hear the sound.

But mostly without warning,

Sammy wants my total attention

At three o’clock in the morning.

07/27/2016

Jul22

Feisty Lion

Posted on July 22, 2016 by Mystertim

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Sleeping late is my hobby,

And nothing makes Sammy madder.

So at six thirty in the morning,

She jumps upon my bladder…

07/22/2016

Jul15

Required Pop Culture

Posted on July 15, 2016 by Mystertim

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My fierce lion’s name is Sammy,

All the ping pong balls are gone,

Although she is successful, she

Hasn’t caught a Pokemon…

07/15/2016

Jul15

With Sprinkles!

Posted on July 15, 2016 by Mystertim

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I cursed out my alarm clock,

It was such a pleasant dream.

All alone in bed, I was

With chocolate chip ice cream.

07/15/2016

Jul12

Not My Fault

Posted on July 12, 2016 by Mystertim

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I have a cat named Sammy,

You’ve probably heard that news.

She inspires most of my poems,

I guess that makes her my mews.

7/12/2016

Jul8

Cat Owners Understand

Posted on July 8, 2016 by Mystertim

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Licky, licky, bite, bite.

Licky, licky, bite.

Licky, licky, licky, licky,

Bite, bite, bite!

07/08/2016

Jul1

Egyptian Influence, Probably

Posted on July 1, 2016 by Mystertim

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An ancient Island Secret,

Uncovered without a doubt.

Are you aware the tiki,

is kiti spelled inside out?

07/01/2016

Jun24

I Need a Vacation

Posted on June 24, 2016 by Mystertim

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I have scoured the entire internet,

Read absolutely everybody’s blogs.

Couldn’t even find it at the Newberry,

The history of spaghetti with little hot dogs.

08/05/2016

The enemy fire is falling hot and thick,

Around the battlefield, she is zooming.

But then right in the middle of things,

Sammy stops for a bit of grooming.

7/29/2016

Occasionally, I hear the sound.

But mostly without warning,

Sammy wants my total attention

At three o’clock in the morning.

07/27/2016

Sleeping late is my hobby,

And nothing makes Sammy madder.

So at six thirty in the morning,

She jumps upon my bladder…

07/22/2016

My fierce lion’s name is Sammy,

All the ping pong balls are gone,

Although she is successful, she

Hasn’t caught a Pokemon…

07/15/2016

I cursed out my alarm clock,

It was such a pleasant dream.

All alone in bed, I was

With chocolate chip ice cream.

07/15/2016

I have a cat named Sammy,

You’ve probably heard that news.

She inspires most of my poems,

I guess that makes her my mews.

7/12/2016

Licky, licky, bite, bite.

Licky, licky, bite.

Licky, licky, licky, licky,

Bite, bite, bite!

An ancient Island Secret,

Uncovered without a doubt.

Are you aware the tiki,

is kiti spelled inside out?

07/01/2016

Trying to write a poem,

But cannot think of a rhyme.

Please double-check my logic here,

Does the coconut go into the lime?

06/24/2016