Oct20
Oct20
In Cat Language, Of Course
Sammy and I were chilling last night,
Eating pizza and listening to Bon Jovi.
Sammy finished her slice, turned to me with a grin,
And said, “Next time, order extra anchovy.”
10/20/2024
Oct13
Timing is Everything
Werewolves are howling, ghosts are moaning,
Chills bring to skeletons a certain stiffness.
The veil between realms grows thinner each day,
So let me wish you a very Merry Christmas!
10/13/2024
Oct6
Dumb Cat
Sammy was sleeping in my chair,
I wanted to park my butt right there.
Asked her to move, she didn’t care,
Snoring so loud, couldn’t hear me swear.
10/06/2024
Oct4
Trigger Warning
The tired old man wishes he was dead,
And tried to put a bullet through his head.
He missed, but before you begin to gloat,
That .454 went straight through his throat.
10/04/2024
Sep29
Tiny Tragedy
A kitten leapt upon my bed,
That kitten landed on my head.
Tiny claws carved furrows in my brow,
I cried out, “Why?” and Sammy said “Mao?”
09/29/2024
Sep28
Standing Alone
This Life is hard and I’m so weary,
Don’t want to play this game any more.
Darkness will likely win this battle,
And I am very close to losing the war.
09/28/2024
Sep22
Lunch Tune
Got my tuna,
Got my spoon-a.
Sammy says, “Get out,
You big baboon-a!
09/22/2024
Sep14
The Seven Seas
Sammy became the Pirate King,
Sailing to ports near and far.
Sailors trembled when they spotted her ship,
And heard her mighty “Meearrrgh.”
09/14/2024
Sep8
Blithe Poetry 
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