Tag Archives: 3-minute poem

Jan21

Friday Night Conflict

Posted on January 21, 2023 by Mystertim

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Like isn’t like the funny papers,

Put that thought out of your head.

Sammy does not like lasagna,

But she licked my garlic bread.

01/21/2023

Jan10

OUCH!

Posted on January 10, 2023 by Mystertim

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Sammy, Sammy on my knee,

Why’d you sink your claws in me?

Did you think I was a tree?

Please jump off and set me free!

01/10/2023

Jan1

Love that Kitten

Posted on January 1, 2023 by Mystertim

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Not really sure how old she is,

And you never ask a woman her age.

Sammy has lived with me for ten years,

Longest relationship I’ve had at this stage.

01/01/2022

Dec29

Always Wanting More

Posted on December 29, 2022 by Mystertim

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Got some fuzzy slippers,

For my chilly little toes.

Wish I had another,

For my very frigid nose.

12/29/22022

Dec26

Depression

Posted on December 26, 2022 by Mystertim

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In bed is where I wish to be,

Where nobody can get to me.

Under blankets, safe from strife,

And avoiding my unwanted life.

12/26/2022

Dec25

Christmas Birthday

Posted on December 25, 2022 by Mystertim

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Happy birthday to me,

Born in a pine tree.

I look just like Santa,

Glad you remembered me.

12/25/2022

Dec19

Must be Monday

Posted on December 19, 2022 by Mystertim

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Wanted to sit in my favorite chair,

But I found Sammy sleeping there.

When asked to move onto the bed,

One eye opened and “Mao” she said.

12/19/2022

Dec11

Kittens Need Mittens

Posted on December 11, 2022 by Mystertim

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Christmas is coming,

Are you prepared for that?

Don’t forget to buy a gift,

For that darn cat.

12/11/2022

Dec3

Happy to Have It!

Posted on December 3, 2022 by Mystertim

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Nothing under my tree,

Bought a car battery.

Now I can go to work,

Merry Christmas to me!

12/03/2022

Nov25

Right Here

Posted on November 25, 2022 by Mystertim

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Like isn’t like the funny papers,

Put that thought out of your head.

Sammy does not like lasagna,

But she licked my garlic bread.

01/21/2023

Sammy, Sammy on my knee,

Why’d you sink your claws in me?

Did you think I was a tree?

Please jump off and set me free!

01/10/2023

Not really sure how old she is,

And you never ask a woman her age.

Sammy has lived with me for ten years,

Longest relationship I’ve had at this stage.

01/01/2022

Got some fuzzy slippers,

For my chilly little toes.

Wish I had another,

For my very frigid nose.

12/29/22022

In bed is where I wish to be,

Where nobody can get to me.

Under blankets, safe from strife,

And avoiding my unwanted life.

12/26/2022

Happy birthday to me,

Born in a pine tree.

I look just like Santa,

Glad you remembered me.

12/25/2022

Wanted to sit in my favorite chair,

But I found Sammy sleeping there.

When asked to move onto the bed,

One eye opened and “Mao” she said.

12/19/2022

Christmas is coming,

Are you prepared for that?

Don’t forget to buy a gift,

For that darn cat.

12/11/2022

Nothing under my tree,

Bought a car battery.

Now I can go to work,

Merry Christmas to me!

12/03/2022

Everything smells of turkey and stuffing,

The holiday season has quite a solid footing.

So why don’t you head out into the kitchen,

And bring us some figgy pudding?

11/25/2022