Jul30
Tag Archives: 3-minute poem
Jul24
Petty Gripe
It’s hot, it’s humid,
The weather just sucks.
No one likes it,
Not even the ducks.
07/24/2022
Jul16
Glad It Wasn’t a Quarter
For favors asked, I promised my son,
That I would give him a shiny new nickel.
After all these years if he cashes in,
I’ll be in a financial pickle!
07/16/2022
Jul9
Small Town Saturday
Small town living is not too bad,
Where it’s mostly safe after dark.
There’s a cool breeze and plenty of shade,
While I enjoy a hotdog in the park.
07/09/2022
Jul3
Could Go Either Way
Sammy has her routines,
Is rather set in her ways.
Wonder how she will feel,
With me home for three days?
07/03/2022
Jun25
After-Nap
Sammy is my little friend,
With a fuzzy-wuzzy kitten head.
But she’s been getting kind of lazy,
And hasn’t made her side of the bed.
06/25/2022
Jun18
Them Dino Blues – Herbivore Verse
Saw a Brontosaurus,
Is that still a thing?
Now it’s Apatosaurus?
Man, that don’t sing!
(chorus)
I’m being stomped by a dinosaur,
Ground into mulch by an herbivore.
You can slip my body right under the door,
Cause I’ve been squished by a dinosaur.
06/18/2022
Jun18
Them Dino Blues
I want to get eaten by a dinosaur,
I want to get eaten by a dinosaur.
Won’t have to pay my rent no more,
If I get eaten by a dinosaur.
(verse)
Ran into a T-Rex,
Big as a House!
Standing next to him,
I look like a mouse.
(chorus)
I might get eaten by a dinosaur,
I might get eaten by a dinosaur.
Won’t have to go to work no more,
If I get eaten by a dinosaur.
(verse)
Perhaps I can outsmart them,
I’ll give it a whirl.
Oh no, its a raptor,
What a clever girl!
(chorus)
I’m being eaten by a dinosaur,
I’m being eaten by a dinosaur.
Guess I don’t have to adult no more,
Since I’ve been eaten by a dinosaur.
06/18/2022
Jun16
Summer Loving
I love the way you gaze at me,
Hot summer nights, your body shimmers, sweat twinkles.
That sly seductive smile as you reach out,
And give me ice cream with sprinkles.
06/16/2022
Jun10
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