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Tag Archives: 3-minute poem
Jul30
Having Sammy Helps
If I look a little weathered,
Or perhaps a wee bit scruffy.
Just had a total knee replacement,
And don’t feel as cute as Buffy.
07/30/2022
Jul24
Petty Gripe
It’s hot, it’s humid,
The weather just sucks.
No one likes it,
Not even the ducks.
07/24/2022
Jul16
Glad It Wasn’t a Quarter
For favors asked, I promised my son,
That I would give him a shiny new nickel.
After all these years if he cashes in,
I’ll be in a financial pickle!
07/16/2022
Jul9
Small Town Saturday
Small town living is not too bad,
Where it’s mostly safe after dark.
There’s a cool breeze and plenty of shade,
While I enjoy a hotdog in the park.
07/09/2022
Jul3
Could Go Either Way
Sammy has her routines,
Is rather set in her ways.
Wonder how she will feel,
With me home for three days?
07/03/2022
Jun25
After-Nap
Sammy is my little friend,
With a fuzzy-wuzzy kitten head.
But she’s been getting kind of lazy,
And hasn’t made her side of the bed.
06/25/2022
Jun18
Them Dino Blues – Herbivore Verse
Saw a Brontosaurus,
Is that still a thing?
Now it’s Apatosaurus?
Man, that don’t sing!
(chorus)
I’m being stomped by a dinosaur,
Ground into mulch by an herbivore.
You can slip my body right under the door,
Cause I’ve been squished by a dinosaur.
06/18/2022
Jun18
Them Dino Blues
I want to get eaten by a dinosaur,
I want to get eaten by a dinosaur.
Won’t have to pay my rent no more,
If I get eaten by a dinosaur.
(verse)
Ran into a T-Rex,
Big as a House!
Standing next to him,
I look like a mouse.
(chorus)
I might get eaten by a dinosaur,
I might get eaten by a dinosaur.
Won’t have to go to work no more,
If I get eaten by a dinosaur.
(verse)
Perhaps I can outsmart them,
I’ll give it a whirl.
Oh no, its a raptor,
What a clever girl!
(chorus)
I’m being eaten by a dinosaur,
I’m being eaten by a dinosaur.
Guess I don’t have to adult no more,
Since I’ve been eaten by a dinosaur.
06/18/2022
Jun16
Blithe Poetry 
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