Admiral Ackbar was quite correct,
When he realized “It’s a trap!”
Sammy was helping me make the bed,
And we wound up taking a nap.
Walking among the daffodils,
Smelling the lovely flowers.
That’s what I was going to do,
But I have been in bed twelve hours!
Although the temp is freezing cold,
We still could have some fun.
Look at Sammy over there,
Just sleeping in the sun.
To Sammy, I am a shining knight,
To her rescue with but a single yelp.
She was taking a rather heavy nap,
So I selflessly offered her all my help!
Sammy in the sunlight,
Daddy in the shade.
Both are sound asleep,
Hope that they get paid.