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Tag Archives: Poetry
Jun7
Sponsor A Nap!
Sammy in the sunlight,
Daddy in the shade.
Both are sound asleep,
Hope that they get paid.
06/07/2018
Jun4
Maybe Next Week
Rise and shine! It’s Monday Morn!
A brand new workday to be enjoyed.
Except for me, I’m still in bed.
Since I am recently unemployed.
06/04/2018
May29
Alone, In Bed
Cleaning up the diet, working out every day,
Seems overwhelming, like a Herculean feat.
But I have to get with it so that when I die,
Sammy has something nutritious to eat.
05/29/2018
May25
Dreaming
Sammy and Daddy, lying on the bed,
Staying so still you’d think they were dead.
But before you go looking for the blood and gore,
Pause for just a moment and listen to them snore.
05/25/2018
May24
4:30 AM
Half an hour until the alarm goes off,
Could the situation become any sadder?
I was quite blissfully sound asleep,
Until Sammy pounced upon my bladder.
05/24/2018
May21
Diet Dr Pepper
The local stores had all run out,
Looked like my weekend would be a drag.
Stubbed my toe and after swearing,
Found a six-pack inside a reusable bag!
05/21/2018
May19
It Was Naughty
I wrote a poem,
On this fine morn,
Couldn’t post it here,
It read like porn!
05/19/2018
May13
And Brushing
No one really loves me,
Should’a learned that soona.
Perhaps my kitten loves me!
Or she’s just using me for tuna…
05/13/2018
May10
Maybe Die First?
Buying art is a wonderful rush,
Masterpieces in a brand new home.
I heard a Monet sold for 84 million,
How the heck do I sell a poem?
05/10/2018
Blithe Poetry 
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