When I was an little bitty gator,
My Mamma would toss me in a crater.
I crawled back out to find something to chomp.
But I couldn’t get a waiter,
So I told them, “Later.”
Wound up taking a romp right through the swamp.
05/10/2020
May10
Tag Archives: Tuna
Sep29
Leftovers Finished!
Meats, veggies and sauces,
Added together all willy-nilly.
And that’s the basic premise,
Of my awesome bachelor chili!
09/29/2019
Aug22
Dumb and Misspelled
I like chicken,
I like beef.
Put some food,
Between my teef!
08/22/2019
Aug5
Late Night Joy
My son came home to visit,
He’s Sammy’s big kahuna.
Since they’re both nocturnal,
She gets some Midnight Tuna.
08/05/2018
Jul22
She was Miffed
Took a little overnight trip,
I was gone for 36 hours,
Upon return, Sammy growled at me,
“Get the tuna, forget the flowers!”
07/22/20018
May13
Blithe Poetry 