Usually I’m happy,
But sometimes I am blue.
Whenever that condition happens,
It’s time for a new tattoo.
08/04/2024
Aug4
Author Archives: Mystertim
Jul28
Not Even a Taco
Living in a small town is peaceful,
Slower-paced, quiet, kinda zen.
But you can’t get anything to eat,
If you go out after ten.
07/28/2024
Jul21
With Egg and Cheese
It couldn’t have been a coincidence,
Nor a simple eccentricity.
We all wanted the same kind of sandwich.
It was the SPAM Synchronicity!
07/21/2024
Jul21
If I had a Giant Death Ray
Wouldn’t target major cities,
Or even my old hometown.
I’d melt the polar ice caps,
And watch the whole world drown.
07/21/2024
Jul7
Because It Skips a Generation, That’s Why
I had a waitress with attitude yesterday,
Dark hair, glasses, tattoos, the bomb.
All I could think while she took my order was,
Will she introduce me to her Grandmom?
07/07/2024
Jun30
Release the Chiropractor
A younger man, I was a Pirate King,
And with me ships I’d be attacking.
Now I’m a much older swab,
And me back, it be a Kraken!
06/30/2024
Jun23
Live and Learn
Ponder the lonely daffodil,
Coated with fine pollen dust,
Turns out it’s the wrong kind of flower,
For making my pizza crust.
06/23/2024
Jun16
As a Young Lad
June was always an awkward month,
I grew up in a family of five.
Everyone had a birthday or cake,
Except for me, guess I will survive.
06/16/2024
Jun9
Throw Me a Lifesaver
I am out of chips and soda pop,
Weathering many Bic Mac attacks,
Gone to the cupboard and found it empty,
Lonely is the man without snacks.
06/09/2024
Jun3
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