Saw a Brontosaurus,
Is that still a thing?
Now it’s Apatosaurus?
Man, that don’t sing!
(chorus)
Jun18
Author Archives: Mystertim
Jun18
Them Dino Blues
I want to get eaten by a dinosaur,
I want to get eaten by a dinosaur.
Won’t have to pay my rent no more,
If I get eaten by a dinosaur.
(verse)
Ran into a T-Rex,
Big as a House!
Standing next to him,
I look like a mouse.
(chorus)
I might get eaten by a dinosaur,
I might get eaten by a dinosaur.
Won’t have to go to work no more,
If I get eaten by a dinosaur.
(verse)
Perhaps I can outsmart them,
I’ll give it a whirl.
Oh no, its a raptor,
What a clever girl!
(chorus)
I’m being eaten by a dinosaur,
I’m being eaten by a dinosaur.
Guess I don’t have to adult no more,
Since I’ve been eaten by a dinosaur.
06/18/2022
Jun16
Summer Loving
I love the way you gaze at me,
Hot summer nights, your body shimmers, sweat twinkles.
That sly seductive smile as you reach out,
And give me ice cream with sprinkles.
06/16/2022
Jun10
1001
If Sammy rubbed against a lamp,
And a genie gave her wishes.
I wonder just how many of those,
Wishes would have to do with fishes?
06/10/2022
Jun5
Sunday Goals
Woke up rather early today,
With Sammy sleeping on my knee.
Told her we had to rise and shine,
To write some mediocre poetry.
06/04/2022
May27
It’s a Cat’s Life
Sammy doesn’t worry about,
Kitty litter, food or catching the chills.
‘Cause she has a big, fat Daddy,
Paying all her bills.
05/27/2022
May21
Right After Lunch
Tomatoes are red,
Bacon is brown.
Sammy and I will nap,
While the rain comes down.
05/21/2022
May17
Danger Days
My stress is so thick, so deep,
I’m having no fun.
Fight or flight has kicked in,
And you’ve left me no where to run.
05/17/2022
May15
Headed Back to the Store
I offered Sam some lunch today,
She frowned saying, “Read my lips.
Why are you offering me a sandwich
Without any potato chips?”
05/15/2022
May7
Blithe Poetry 
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