Author Archives: Mystertim

About Mystertim

Mystertim is the just a guy who has spent more than half of his life in the laboratory. Although he is not a medical doctor, he has played one behind the woodshed.

May2

‘Cuz That Would Hurt!

Posted on May 2, 2018 by Mystertim

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Sammy and Daddy, sitting in a tree.

N-A-P-P-I-N-G

First comes a stretch, then comes a yawn,

Hopefully we don’t fall down to the lawn.

05/02/2018

Apr19

Cuteness

Posted on April 19, 2018 by Mystertim

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Sammy and I were snuggling,

And what do you suppose?

When I skritch her under the chin,

Her ears tickle my nose!

04/19/2018

Apr17

Daffodils Was Taken

Posted on April 17, 2018 by Mystertim

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Losing myself out on Chumash land,

So peaceful, serene, every nook and cranny.

Went into the woods to chase a dream and

Wound up lying amongst the Frangipani…

04/17/2018

Apr17

Fill In The Blanks

Posted on April 17, 2018 by Mystertim

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Trying so hard to get things done,

Life, after all is a forward progression.

Yet inside I’m lonely, empty and lost,

Crippled by this mf depression.

04/17/2018

Apr6

Ivory Tower

Posted on April 6, 2018 by Mystertim

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The critics say that I repeat myself,

Writing insufferably about my cat.

Well, I’m no student of literature so,

I’ll let the professors write about that.

04/06/2018

Apr6

Now What?

Posted on April 6, 2018 by Mystertim

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I wanted Sammy to get out of my chair,

Yet she sat, unmoved by my wiles and charms.

So I picked her up, to claim my seat,

And she snuggled down, asleep in my arms.

04/06/2018

Mar29

None Given

Posted on March 29, 2018 by Mystertim

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Heavy is the head that wears the crown,

And loathe though I am to put it down,

To let another man rule in my stead.

For have that happen, I would need to be dead.

03/29/2018

Mar24

Things Happen

Posted on March 24, 2018 by Mystertim

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Something odd happened the other day,

Like a sour note while performing Galuppi,

I may never know exactly the cause,

But now I’m a very cranky puppy!

03/24/2018

Mar18

At Least Try It

Posted on March 18, 2018 by Mystertim

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Be daring in the kitchen,

Breakout of your routines!

Yet none of them would try,

Chili made with jelly beans.

03/18/2018

Mar16

Ready for the Party!

Posted on March 16, 2018 by Mystertim

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About Mystertim

Sammy and Daddy, sitting in a tree.

N-A-P-P-I-N-G

First comes a stretch, then comes a yawn,

Hopefully we don’t fall down to the lawn.

05/02/2018

Sammy and I were snuggling,

And what do you suppose?

When I skritch her under the chin,

Her ears tickle my nose!

04/19/2018

Losing myself out on Chumash land,

So peaceful, serene, every nook and cranny.

Went into the woods to chase a dream and

Wound up lying amongst the Frangipani…

04/17/2018

Trying so hard to get things done,

Life, after all is a forward progression.

Yet inside I’m lonely, empty and lost,

Crippled by this m*****f***** depression.

04/17/2018

The critics say that I repeat myself,

Writing insufferably about my cat.

Well, I’m no student of literature so,

I’ll let the professors write about that.

04/06/2018

I wanted Sammy to get out of my chair,

Yet she sat, unmoved by my wiles and charms.

So I picked her up, to claim my seat,

And she snuggled down, asleep in my arms.

04/06/2018

Heavy is the head that wears the crown,

And loathe though I am to put it down,

To let another man rule in my stead.

For have that happen, I would need to be dead.

03/29/2018

Something odd happened the other day,

Like a sour note while performing Galuppi,

I may never know exactly the cause,

But now I’m a very cranky puppy!

03/24/2018

Be daring in the kitchen,

Breakout of your routines!

Yet none of them would try,

Chili made with jelly beans.

03/18/2018

Bought potatoes, carrots, onions, cabbage,

Pickling spices, garlic, a single bay leaf.

The important thing that I forgot was,

Does Sammy even like corned beef?

03/16/2018

Crippled by this mf depression.