As a younger man, I learned one way.
Efficient, simple and that was that.
Although, now I have come to understand,
One can’t fold laundry without a cat.
Stopped for the night at a rundown roadhouse,
Saw the cemetery, but my eyes were getting bleary.
Woke up nude and bloody, chained in a mausoleum,
With the ghost of Patrick Swayze, very eerie!