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Author Archives: Mystertim
Jan19
No Boom?
The Newberry Library is under renovation,
Why? Updates, some possible erosion.
Thing I can’t quite understand though is,
How one renovates without an explosion!
01/19/2017
Jan7
Zut Alors! Chat Tatillion!
Pour vous, mon cher, ma petite!
Un eclair, like you, so sweet.
Hmm, it is not fit to eat?
You’d rather have a kitty treat!
01/07/2018
Jan6
So It Goes
Lying upon my flophouse bed,
Thinking about the words she said,
That life would better if I was dead.
So I put a bullet through my head.
01/06/2018
Jan5
Buffaloed
My sister sent my kitten two catnip toys.
And Sammy came charging like a tamarao.
Her eyes were wide, her whiskers twitching,
Meaning “I need those, give them to me now!”
01/05/2018
Jan5
New Year Surprise
Holidays spread joy and love,
Though my depression is in overdrive.
Here we are just five days in,
And I am still alive.
01/05/2018
Dec31
Tons and Tons
2018 is a brand spanking new year,
And it’ll be tons-o-fun, you bet!
Just mind Ol’ Uncle Ernie who said,
Another day older and deeper in debt!
12/31/2017
Dec29
Bagpipes Rule!
Planning my New Year’s party now,
Amazing Grace or Auld Lang Syne?
As long as they’re played on the bagpipes,
Everything will be just fine!
12/29/2017
Dec29
Chilly Willy
Winning life and living large!
That’s the way to go.
But it’s hard to get your freak on,
When it’s sixteen degrees below!
12/29/2017
Dec29
Blithe Poetry 
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