Meats, veggies and sauces,
Added together all willy-nilly.
And that’s the basic premise,
Of my awesome bachelor chili!
I like chicken,
I like beef.
Put some food,
Between my teef!
Watching the snow fall down from above,
While Sammy and I are lying in bed.
Silence is pierced by screaming winds,
And all of the voices inside my head.
Sammy and I are not quite the same,
I am a human, she es el gato.
The thing however, we both love,
Is a tasty tuna taco!
Went to the kitchen for some salsa,
Came back to make a tasty tostada.
But Sammy had run off to the Ramada,
With every bit of my carne asada!