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Author Archives: Mystertim
Apr28
Book Me!
When I need a break from this hectic world,
I like sit and read.
Whether in my chair or in the woods,
It’s good, my brain to feed.
04/28/2017
Apr21
Saving Money
Ninety degrees and using a fan at home,
You just have to know how to position her.
I’ve made it through April for the very first time,
Still not using that dang air conditioner!
04/21/2017
Apr14
Invitation to the Blues
When drinking, one should really know better,
You’re all alone, feeling like nothing belongs.
That you shouldn’t be up until 3 AM,
Listening to albums of very sad songs.
04/14/2017
Apr7
How We Tried!
As a young man, to impress the ladies,
I mastered many tricks.
The most successful of them all,
Eating M&M’s, only using chopsticks.
04/07/2017
Apr7
Many Parts of the Pine Tree
To those who loved and lived in nature,
Like Marlin Perkins and old Euell Gibbons,
Bet they never witnessed wildlife quite as fierce
As Sammy chasing ribbons.
04/07/2017
Apr2
Before Breakfast
Birds are singing, the sun is peeking,
Windows are open for the sweet, cool breeze.
I’m lying in bed with a purring kitten, thinking
Sunday mornings are made for these…
04/02/2017
Mar31
One of Those Days
Rain has stopped, it’s a beautiful day,
Sunshine so bright that the clouds can’t hide.
A day like today was made for having fun!
But I can’t stop my crying inside.
2/26/2017
Mar31
Eat, Sleep, Purr
Anger, depression, misery and cruelty,
We’ve had all we can take of that.
Wouldn’t life be much more pleasant,
If everyone behaved like a cat?
03/31/2017
Mar30
Look Underneath
Lad, ye best take back those words you said,
Before your blood is split.
For I’ll only tell ye just one last time,
It’s not a skirt, tis a kilt!
03/30/2017
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