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Author Archives: Mystertim
Dec9
Anyone Hungry?
Tried my hand at Asian Fusion,
Mixed with French cuisine.
Would up with the oddest mess,
Sweet and sour shrimp poutine!
12/09/2016
Dec7
Stop It! Now!
Sammy in the tree, presents are purchased,
Good Lord, I have never been broker.
Now I have to watch Uncle Blogsy,
‘Cause he’s a serial Christmas present poker…
12/07/2016
Dec2
G’Day My A…
Dream of moving to Australia,
And living in the bush.
Probably wouldn’t last too long,
If a spider bites my tush.
12/02/2016
Nov25
Aw, Poor Kitten
Thanksgiving dinner was served at six,
Sammy moved in with the speed of a cheetah.
Alas, poor kitten, your meal was bird-less.
For we served pepperoni pizza!
11/25/2016
Nov25
Bet you thought “Chives”
Stuff yourself with turkey, max out your credit cards.
Just walk away from me with your holiday jive,
Because the sun is out, the sky is blue,
And I am just thankful to be alive!
11/25/2016
Nov18
Time Flies
Carving the turkey while checking my watch,
The time between holidays is naught but an isthmus.
Quickly, break out the sweaters and light up those lights.
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
11/18/2016
Nov11
What Next?
The world is coming to an end!
The heroes have all gone!
Stop a moment, take a breath,
Keep calm and carry on…
11/11/2016
Nov4
Ice Skating in H*ll
The World Series was quite a showdown,
With Da Cubs coming out the winner.
All the tailgaters boast a new tasty treat,
Goat, it’s what’s for dinner.
11/04/2016
Nov4
Blithe Poetry 
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