Tag Archives: Pizza

Jun26

Dare to Try

Posted on June 26, 2021 by Mystertim

Sammy asked me if I was sure,

But in life there are no guarantees.

Had it, tried it and it was good,

That pizza made with mac and cheese.

06/26/2021

May10

WTH?

Posted on May 10, 2020 by Mystertim

When I was an little bitty gator,

My Mamma would toss me in a crater.

I crawled back out to find something to chomp.

But I couldn’t get a waiter,

So I told them, “Later.”

Wound up taking a romp right through the swamp.

05/10/2020

Aug22

Dumb and Misspelled

Posted on August 22, 2019 by Mystertim

I like chicken,

I like beef.

Put some food,

Between my teef!

08/22/2019

Dec15

Ice Cream, Stat!

Posted on December 15, 2017 by Mystertim

Straight from the oven, it’s piping hot.

With speed so fast, I would shame a cheetah,

Molten cheese fuses to the roof of my mouth.

There’s nothing worse than a sneaky pizza!

12/15/2017

Nov25

Aw, Poor Kitten

Posted on November 25, 2016 by Mystertim

Thanksgiving dinner was served at six,

Sammy moved in with the speed of a cheetah.

Alas, poor kitten, your meal was bird-less.

For we served pepperoni pizza!

11/25/2016