I have a little kitten who,
When in the kitchen never cooks.
She simply loves to read and read,
Or she’s just sleeping on my books.
Cleaned the refrigerator out today,
The pile of leftovers was truly silly.
Grabbed my crock pot, summoned my powers
And whipped up some bachelor chili!
The bread-maker fell off our counter,
Should have had a wider base.
But the turkeys who designed it,
Wanted to save some counter space.
I want my sister,
I want my brother.
I want my father,
And I want my mother.
To sit at my table,
Enjoying some food.
And make Thanksgiving
Really, really goo…
Intentionally misspelling words,
May seem a rather bit petty.
Finally stumped my auto-correct,
Which had no suggestions for Buzgeddy.
Be daring in the kitchen,
Breakout of your routines!
Yet none of them would try,
Chili made with jelly beans.