Aug27
I have a little kitten who,
When in the kitchen never cooks.
She simply loves to read and read,
Or she’s just sleeping on my books.
08/27/2021
Apr26
Cleaned the refrigerator out today,
The pile of leftovers was truly silly.
Grabbed my crock pot, summoned my powers
And whipped up some bachelor chili!
04/26/2020
Mar1
The bread-maker fell off our counter,
Should have had a wider base.
But the turkeys who designed it,
Wanted to save some counter space.
03/01/2020
Nov28
I want my sister,
I want my brother.
I want my father,
And I want my mother.
To sit at my table,
Enjoying some food.
And make Thanksgiving
Really, really goo…
11/28/2019
Jul13
The time has come, my waiter said,
To talk of many things.
Sandwiches with tater tots?
Chili fries or frings?
07/13/2018
Jun23
Intentionally misspelling words,
May seem a rather bit petty.
Finally stumped my auto-correct,
Which had no suggestions for Buzgeddy.
06/23/2018
Mar18
Be daring in the kitchen,
Breakout of your routines!
Yet none of them would try,
Chili made with jelly beans.
03/18/2018
Dec9
Tried my hand at Asian Fusion,
Mixed with French cuisine.
Would up with the oddest mess,
Sweet and sour shrimp poutine!
12/09/2016