You are a guest in my grandest castle,
With paintings, statues, golden fixtures.
And yet you break my single rule,
I thought I said, “No Pictures!”
10/21/2016
10/20/2016
Oct21
Author Archives: Mystertim
Oct14
How Many Movies?
Stopped for the night at a rundown roadhouse,
Saw the cemetery, but my eyes were getting bleary.
Woke up nude and bloody, chained in a mausoleum,
With the ghost of Patrick Swayze, very eerie!
10/14/2016
Oct7
Francis v. William
Their battle has lasted for centuries,
Although a split decision seems to appear.
William won the literary scholars and,
The commercial dog doesn’t yell “Shakespeare!”
10/07/2016
Sep30
Fall Romantics
Impressing Ladies on crisp Autumn nights,
Be that handy fella with an available umbrella.
In Los Angeles though, if you have the notion,
Keep on carrying that SPF 50 suntan lotion!
09/30/2016
Sep23
No Legos Here!
Dark as my soul, the night time falls,
Silent, serene, absolutely no noise.
That is, until after the clock strikes twelve,
When I’ve stepped on one of Sammy’s cat toys.
09/23/2016
Sep16
Last Dance
Tears like silent raindrops fall.
So many attempts that never work.
I try and I try and I try and I try,
But I cannot manage a successful twerk.
09/16/2016
Sep9
Popular Celebrities
Celebrity fame can rise and fall,
I’ll explain if you permit.
Sammy’s very favorite cat toys,
Are Yoda, Chewbacca and Kermit.
09/09/2016
Sep2
And the Answer Is…
Having the most magnificent dream,
That I will never remember, I suppose.
Just when the Universe was about to explain,
Sammy bit down on my toes.
09/02/2016
Aug29
Depression
It makes some prone to weeping,
Others to violence or a killing spree.
I’ve got the blues so doggone bad,
Rip open my chest, let my soul fly free.
08/29/2016
Aug26
Blithe Poetry 
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