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Category Archives: Poetry
Nov18
A Little Antiseptic Please?
I’m going to need some butt band-aids,
Really need to get them now.
Wasn’t looking when I sat down and,
Sammy the cat cushion, shrieked “MAO!”
11/18/2018
Nov18
Thanksgiving – Round One
Christmas is still fairly far away,
Yet Sam and I are getting our jollies.
Even as Thanksgiving Dinner looms,
We are eating homemade tamales!
11/118/2018
Nov4
A Quiet Halloween
There were no trick-or-treaters,
We felt forsaken and forlorn.
Then from above the night was saved,
By the one and only angel unicorn.
11/04/2018
Nov4
It’s Tortilla!
A wet, cold rainy Sunday,
Sammy fears she’ll catch the croup.
So we are snuggled down in bed,
Waiting on the crock-pot soup!
11/04/2018
Nov3
You Might Feel a Pinch
Sometimes I need the restroom,
And Sammy thinks I am mad at her.
She says I wouldn’t have to move,
If I simply got a catheter.
11/03/2018
Nov3
I Yam
I am not the man I was,
Nor am I the man I will be.
So I guess I have to settle,
For being the man that is me.
11/03/2018
Oct28
Take Sammy-nex Tonight
They say that I am crazy,
That it’s all inside my head.
But somehow, I sleep much better,
If there’s a fuzzy kitten in my bed.
10/28/2018
Oct21
Dilemna
Pretty little kitten,
Sitting on my knee.
Please let me get up
So that I can pee…
10/21/2018
Sep30
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