Halloween has come and gone,
Spent the holiday dating a witch.
We never left her house because,
She made an excellent sammich!
102 degrees in Los Angeles today,
Heat’s got me twisted like a double helix.
Living by the ocean should be sweet and cool,
But it feels like I’ve just moved to Phoenix!
Folks were talking, as they always do,
Nothing serious, just some mindless chitchat.
Elvira, they said should be displayed in a museum,
Man, I’d curate the Hell out of that!