Tag Archives: Halloween
Count on Monte Cristo
Halloween has come and gone,
Spent the holiday dating a witch.
We never left her house because,
She made an excellent sammich!
But It’s October!
102 degrees in Los Angeles today,
Heat’s got me twisted like a double helix.
Living by the ocean should be sweet and cool,
But it feels like I’ve just moved to Phoenix!
As If I Had A Chance!
Folks were talking, as they always do,
Nothing serious, just some mindless chitchat.
Elvira, they said should be displayed in a museum,
Man, I’d curate the Hell out of that!