I wrote a poem,

On this fine morn,

Couldn’t post it here,

It read like porn!

05/19/2018

No one really loves me,

Should’a learned that soona.

Perhaps my kitten loves me!

Or she’s just using me for tuna…

05/13/2018

Buying art is a wonderful rush,

Masterpieces in a brand new home.

I heard a Monet sold for 84 million,

How the heck do I sell a poem?

05/10/2018

I really need to get a massage,

It’s only the funding that I lack.

However I feel so stiff and sore,

Wonder if Sammy would walk on my back…

05/10/2018

Having a penis is a dangerous thing.

Like having a camera with auto-zoom.

It makes me buy ridiculous stuff,

Like Kim Kardashian’s latest perfume…

05/10/2018

They operated on my foot today,

Removing glass that thought to stay.

Then they say it wasn’t glass,

Which made me think of a winsome lass.

(It was dark and we had been skinny-dipping,

Our young bodies battling the chill with our

Overheated passion.

As she turned her bike to ride away,

She ran over my foot, breaking a small bone.

I can’t remember why or what we argued about,

But will always remember her. And the diagnosis

Of hyperkeratosis…)

05/02/2018

Needles and blades,

Digging in my foot.

Don’t have a rhyme here,

Isn’t that a hoot?

05/02/2018

Sammy and Daddy, sitting in a tree.

N-A-P-P-I-N-G

First comes a stretch, then comes a yawn,

Hopefully we don’t fall down to the lawn.

05/02/2018

Sammy and I were snuggling,

And what do you suppose?

When I skritch her under the chin,

Her ears tickle my nose!

04/19/2018

Losing myself out on Chumash land,

So peaceful, serene, every nook and cranny.

Went into the woods to chase a dream and

Wound up lying amongst the Frangipani…

04/17/2018