Meaty burgers sound good for lunch.

Made of buffalo or beef or ostrich.

Oh wait! I believe on second thought,

I’ll have a grilled cheese sandwich!

01/13/2017

I know what she wanted for Christmas,

A purple hippopotamus.

But due to a shipping error,

She got a chartreuse platypus.

01/06/2017

This world is harsh and unforgiving,

Reach out a hand to help and it is bitten.

One of my better ways to deal with life,

Is to snuggle with my kitten.

12/30/2016

Among my friends, you are my dearest,

For which in you I shall confide:

My life is viewed as full and bright,

But it’s empty, cold and dark inside.

12/30/2016

2016 was an ugly, brutal ride,

Time for something good in which to believe.

Boost your willing suspension of disbelief,

For tonight is Christmas Eve Eve.

12/23/2016

Hurricanes, blizzards, tornadoes and floods,

Are the worst types of weather you say.

Don’t talk that trash unless you’ve survived,

Two consecutive drizzly days in L.A.

12/16/2016

Tried my hand at Asian Fusion,

Mixed with French cuisine.

Would up with the oddest mess,

Sweet and sour shrimp poutine!

12/09/2016

Sammy in the tree, presents are purchased,

Good Lord, I have never been broker.

Now I have to watch Uncle Blogsy,

‘Cause he’s a serial Christmas present poker…

12/07/2016

Dream of moving to Australia,

And living in the bush.

Probably wouldn’t last too long,

If a spider bites my tush.

12/02/2016

Thanksgiving dinner was served at six,

Sammy moved in with the speed of a cheetah.

Alas, poor kitten, your meal was bird-less.

For we served pepperoni pizza!

11/25/2016