Feb10

Brautigan-ism

Posted on February 10, 2019 by Mystertim

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Writing is not always an easy task,

Sometimes it leaves me feeling malaise.

So I will simply end this poem,

By using the word mayonnaise.

02/10/19

Jan26

You Get me?

Posted on January 26, 2019 by Mystertim

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This truly is a Winter Wonderland,

But the season should really cram it.

Oh look everyone, it’s starting to snow.

After I shoveled the driveway, d****t.

01/26/2019

Jan19

Let’s Get Tacos

Posted on January 19, 2019 by Mystertim

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Watching the snow fall down from above,

While Sammy and I are lying in bed.

Silence is pierced by screaming winds,

And all of the voices inside my head.

01/19/2019

Jan12

More Blankets

Posted on January 12, 2019 by Mystertim

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Watching the snow fall down from the sky,

One inch, two inches, three inches, four!

Piling so high it might touch the sky.

Going back to bed, please pardon my snore!

01/12/2019

Jan5

Getting Your Wordsworth

Posted on January 5, 2019 by Mystertim

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I love the little daffodils,

So yellow and so pale.

Tried showing them to Sammy,

But she just twitched her tail.

01/05/2019

Dec31

OK, Sorry

Posted on December 31, 2018 by Mystertim

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She kneads me like a lump of dough,

To halt her is quite the silly faux pas.

For ne’er would I ever wish to experience

A Christmas without Sammy’s claws…

12/31/2018

Dec31

Rage On!

Posted on December 31, 2018 by Mystertim

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Watching the rain fall from the sky,

Yet I’m inside safe, warm and dry.

And while our conditions are far apart,

A dark storm rages within my heart.

12/31/2018

Dec30

Mankind

Posted on December 30, 2018 by Mystertim

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Time is flying faster than the wind,

Most of my years are now behind,

One regret causes my soul to burn,

I wish I had been more kind.

12/30/2018

Dec13

Simple Holiday

Posted on December 13, 2018 by Mystertim

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My Birthday is on Christmas,

That’s quite a double-whammy!

But I don’t need any fancy gifts,

Just want to snuggle with my Sammy.

12/13/2018

Dec2

It’s Science!

Posted on December 2, 2018 by Mystertim

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Writing is not always an easy task,

Sometimes it leaves me feeling malaise.

So I will simply end this poem,

By using the word mayonnaise.

02/10/19

This truly is a Winter Wonderland,

But the season should really cram it.

Oh look everyone, it’s starting to snow.

After I shoveled the driveway, d****t.

01/26/2019

Watching the snow fall down from above,

While Sammy and I are lying in bed.

Silence is pierced by screaming winds,

And all of the voices inside my head.

01/19/2019

Watching the snow fall down from the sky,

One inch, two inches, three inches, four!

Piling so high it might touch the sky.

Going back to bed, please pardon my snore!

01/12/2019

I love the little daffodils,

So yellow and so pale.

Tried showing them to Sammy,

But she just twitched her tail.

01/05/2019

She kneads me like a lump of dough,

To halt her is quite the silly faux pas.

For ne’er would I ever wish to experience

A Christmas without Sammy’s claws…

12/31/2018

Watching the rain fall from the sky,

Yet I’m inside safe, warm and dry.

And while our conditions are far apart,

A dark storm rages within my heart.

12/31/2018

Time is flying faster than the wind,

Most of my years are now behind,

One regret causes my soul to burn,

I wish I had been more kind.

12/30/2018

My Birthday is on Christmas,

That’s quite a double-whammy!

But I don’t need any fancy gifts,

Just want to snuggle with my Sammy.

12/13/2018

Often unsure, but one thing I know,

As positive as a cation.

When Sammy and I play ribbon you see,

She turns into a mighty wild lion!

12/02/2018